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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    B.J. Nomnom

    • thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s gotta be a pseudonym, that name’s a bit hard to swallow.

    • Lupo@lemmy.world
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      Spoiler alert

    • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

  • valar@lemmy.ca
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    1. Sell a get rich quick book to suckers
    • Zoneflasher@feddit.org
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      1. Write a book named “How to earn salary without working”
  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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    1. Be born filthy fucking rich
  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Own capital

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    tl;dr: do crimes.

    • ccunning@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like work…

      • Leon@pawb.social
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        For some of us, just existing is a crime in and of itself. It can be so easy!

        • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Wait, you guys are getting paid?

          • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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            Not anymore, and I owe 24k on SSI payments trump retroactively made illegal

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    I don’t mind working, I just don’t want to do what they tell me to. That’s why I’ve been self-employed for over 30 years. I got real tired of moronic middle managers forcing me to do stuff I knew was stupid.

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    The 20 jobs I’ve applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route

    I’m casing houses on my nightly walks

  • Evil Kitty
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    write a book ‘how to earn 1000$ quickly no scam’

    make 10+ copies of book

    sell each book for 1000$

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    Both my sisters figured it out somewhat.

    One sister is often on-call as a nurse, she answers 5 calls over 24h and gets paid a full workday’s salary for it. Downside is it limits a bit what you can do.

    Other sister speedran care worker to 24h disabled help night shifts. Found a person, established a sleep routine, she and patient sleep the whole night except my sister gets paid overtime salary for it.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Page 1: “Write a book called “How To Earn A Salary Without Working” and get people to buy it. The rest of the pages in this book can be used for sketching, journaling, or scrapbooking.”

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    Takes some effort up front, but cult leader?

  • Beth@piefed.social
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    Management

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    Be Disabled or unemployed.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      1. Disability pays like $900/month, max.

      2. Unemployment is something YOU already paid to yourself, is based on what income you had when you lost your job, and runs out in about 6 months.

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        Not everywhere is America.

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      The disabled and unemployed get fuck-all and struggle to survive.

      Defend your comment.

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        I never said it was a good salary

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          lmao
          But, a good salary was implied

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      At least where I live, collecting unemployment requires doing tasks that I consider “working”.

      • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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        Like applying for jobs or what?

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          Yeah, they require (a very reasonable number of) job hunting activities, and also you also have to fill out a form every week to actually collect the payment.

          • Fizz@lemmy.nz
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            Thats way more work than here. You can get away with applying for 0 jobs and of the case worker calls you up to check youve been applying for jobs then you just send out a few applications

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