Why not just take the girl along? What better bonding activity would there be than defending Gondor against Mordor?
Babe, you ever seen an oliphaunt? The only creature with a trunk longer than mine?
Plus she looks like she’s going to be a lot more help than me.
I dunno, a work date sounds kind of lame.
This would be strictly recreational.
Gonding activity
She’d definitely come along.
They can wait 30 seconds
Damn, you can aid Gondor that fast?!
Ooooh, look at Mr. Longlasting here!
Try to keep up with her, running after him.
I’d let her go, of course! Gondor has need of her!
She can come too!
Oh fuck! You’re gonna make her come to Gondor?
Am I Rohan in this hypothetical? Because if I’m Rohan, I will answer.
Okay, you’ve sold me, I’ll become a rider of Rohan.
Take off running after her after she charges to help first, feeling silly and slightly less heroic than her the whole way.
Not going. Gondor can burn
I think slaying orcs would be a wholesome activity which would strengthen our relationship.
She’d grab her sword and tell me to join the charge with her.
And I’d say yes.
Join him of course. She’s not really my type.
You guys go on ahead and I’ll catch up with you!
Bros before hoes… I gotta go. Maybe she could make me some soup before I go.
Of course. That is my brother, my captain, my king.
How’s the date going?
