I may be bad at chess, but my refrigerator is fucking awful at it.
I lost to my refrigerator. It’s a 1974 Freeze’n’Shit
Why is there a pencil sharpener in their fridge
It’s for the hammer
Fairs but what’s the hot sauce for then?
It’s for the flavor.
Fairs but why the shelf just for the sharpner instead of placing it below then?
It’s for the loss.
The game clock
for spicing up the game whenever it gets boring
Google en passant…
Holy hell!
holy hell
So good nobody moved
It’s the scandinavian opening (winter gambit, everybody freeze!)
They’ve been moving knights.
A real cold open
I have questions…
That’s a nice hammer.
A true bachelor pad fridge. A hammer, because that’s the only storage space You have, a bottle of sriracha, because that’s the only condiment You need for take out and a chessboard for a silly joke.
Why are there an extra set of queens?
If you get a pawn to the opposite end of the board, it turns into a queen.
But only if it wants to
Must transition though.
Illusion of choice. Must translation with limited options. Still can’t leave the matrix
Choice and consent is always important
Thanks
Google en passant
I am probably missing something, but en passant seems to have to do with a pawn capturing another pawn. I still didn’t see how the extra set of queens comes into play.
No it’s an old meme from r/anarchychess lol. you are meant to reply ‘holy hell’. The queens are for promotions.
Wait, you can have more than one queen at a time?
Polygamy
New response just dropped
Lol, right over my head.
Holy hell
Cheerleaders. Objectification of women continues smh.
Keep us updated when the fridge makes its move.
