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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

British politics right now

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British politics right now

VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • John_CalebBradberton@lemmy.world
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    Based

  • Ekybio@lemmy.world
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    That is unironically a good idea

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Half of Binface’s ideas seem to be unironically a good idea, and half seem to ironically be a good idea.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        The hand dryer switches on every time you piss in that urinal. Excellent policy.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      I’d prestige a 2nd time just for the love of the game.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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        Honestly, it would be kind of fun to go through early schooling again and flex what I’ve learned in university.

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        It would be nice now that I don’t care what others think of me anymore and I came to handle crowd speaking much easier.

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      If it has to be by a correspondence course… Because sadly you don’t want random adults around a bunch of teens and kids.

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        This would apply to enough people to justify separate schools for them.

      • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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        That’s what I was gonna say. You don’t want the uk maga types in a room full of kids several hours a day.

        Give them their own schools, but they still have to sit at desks and chairs the size corresponding to their year.

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    As an American, god please elect this dude. It will be so funny and he literally cannot be any worse than the actual politicians running

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      God doesn’t elect people 🙄😒

      • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Of course not, he fucked up his comma placement. It should read “as an American god, …”

      • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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        Yeah, come to think of it, what has that git done for us recently?

        • stylusmobilus@aussie.zone
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          Well certainly less than the Romans did.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Exactly as much as he’s done for us long ago.

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            Provide convenient excuses for everything, from collecting alms to genocidal intercontinental warfare, you name it, god can be used as a pretext.

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              That’s not FOR us, though, that’s for others AGAINST us…

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                I was mostly referencing the crusades, but it’s there, everywhere.

                https://as.cornell.edu/news/end-times-rhetoric-us-military-didnt-infiltrate-was-invited

                And not just in wars or suicidal terrorist attacks - people use it to normalise the most vile shit you could think of.

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        Seize the filthy unbeliever!

    • lesinge@sh.itjust.works
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      Let’s see a garbage can take out the trash in the USA too!

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        Woah now, that’s Vermin Supreme’s territory. We don’t need a gang war

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      I don’t have much faith in the people of Clacton… there is a reason why Farage got elected there… please may I be proven wrong.

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      If peeing your pants is cool then I’m miles Davis

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        Holy shit it’s Miles Davis! I’m a huge fan, Sketches of Spain is one of my all-time favourite albums and has helped me deal with some tough times. Thank you for all the work you’ve done!

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    “Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house."

    Still one more than Farage or Fox would 🤷🏻

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      nah, reform will teardown affordable houses that are already there. they will build negative affordable houses

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        Good point

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      Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren’t going to dignify Nige’s tantrum by standing, and they havent.

      Count Binface is literally the most legitimate candidate opposing Farage. The other candidates are 20 odd independents plus the neonazi Laurence Fox

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        Thats a bit out of date. All the majot parties said 2 weeks ago they weren’t going to dignify Nige’s tantrum by standing, and they havent.

        Actually, I’m pretty sure that he “ordered” them to stand down AFTER they had done so on their own 😁

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    Entirely appropriate.

    When the world serves up clowns that don’t realize they are clowns… retort, with a clown who does.

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    Clacton, do the right thing. Please, I beg of you. We can’t afford any more joke candidates, put your vote in the Bin!

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    Take out the Trash, Bring in the Bin!

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    I’d vote for that guy in a heartbeat

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      I’d vote for him even if he was running against reasonable, normal candidates.

      Given who he’s actually running against, there’s absolutely no question. If he doesn’t win, it’s a travesty.

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    As much as I support this, the idea that a climate change denier would be capable of completing A level education is just unrealistic.

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      Then they can keep trying until they either pass or adjust their career expectations accordingly 🤷🏻

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      You should read-up on some of the things, outside their field of expertise, that have been believed by Nobel Prize winners.

      Even big brain people can harbour tiny brain thoughts somewhere so it might be possible to get A’s in history, eng lit and a modern language whilst still being scientifically illiterate. Who knows?

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        There’s something to be said for the idea that the more intelligent someone is, the better they are at rationalizing the things they believe.

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          That’s a good point that I’d never really considered before.

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      That’s why they’ve got to start over from the beginning. Maybe by the time they get there, they’ll have improved a bit.

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    I’ve talked to these people, an electric drill couldn’t get past that thick skull. Words mean nothing to them.

    I humbly suggest a large does of LSD an hour before school starts, then a dose of Ecstasy at the beginning of the lesson.

    https://kcl-mrcdtp.com/project/the-impact-of-mdma-on-prosocial-processing-in-psychopathy-a-randomised-cross-over-study-using-fmri/

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      It is very funny to me that idiot assholes can be chemically induced to experience ego death, and, sometimes, this results in them starting to form an actual conscience.

      Its like a condition, with a potential cure.

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        It is a condition, or family of conditions. Normal brain development involves severing millioms of connections in the toddler’s brain. Some people don’t develop normally. LSD helps cut redundant connections.

        Better than LSD is probably actively challenging your assumptions, and getting proper sleep.

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        All drugs should be legal

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    Maybe he can be part time UK MP, part time US President? I’d vote for him, he could take trump easy, and no one knows exactly what the US democrats stand for lately.

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    Infinitely better than what the US has pretending to be government.

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      Similar for England, if not all the U.K.

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    Vote for the Count not the Cunt: Vote Count Binface.

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    I like this guy.

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