Obviously you’ve never played Timberborn
Came here just to say this. OP need to play timberborn rn
Can’t, no fingers and I’m blind
If you can post memes you can play timberborn, I will hear no more excuses!
2, 2 beavers.
Obligatory: https://bigbeaverenergy.com/
Obligatory you say:
Like this shirt? GET this shirt!
And get sued by: Buc-ees
No but OP’s moms beaver really helped
Hurtful
Some truths hurt.
This is my mom
I bet the grip is intense and of course stamina for days and days.
What about infinite beavers?
What’s with the weirdly large rolled up flag on top of the building? Or is it something that’s been painted?
Dunno for sure but assume they unroll it for special occasions.
What gave it away? A lack of wood, maybe?
Of course, they built it for the goats!
Pretty sure beavers made humans build it. Who domesticated whom?
Welcome to Utah …
No, a vacuum cleaner build this!
Huh-huh, huh. Is this the god dam? Huh-hu, huh, huh-huh.
Can we get some dam nachos at the dam gift shop?
Beavers built a dam in Alberta (850 meters) that is twice the length of the Hoover Dam. It isn’t the technical marvel as the Hoover Dam, but one would have to be lying to say it’s not impressive.
Extra info: we know it has existed since at least 1975, as it’s visible in arial photographs. (Many from space).
So 50+ years for rodents maintaining a project seems pretty neat.
Also over in Europe sometime in the last several years, some beavers completed a dam that had been stalled in the planning and funding phase. The beavers just rolled up and in 24 hours with $0 in funding and built a dam in almost the exact spot that the planners were going to build them anyway.
Yeah after we slaughtered them to near extinction, it sounds like they are making a good comeback. (Fur hats and anal gland perfume have different yearning these days)
We still use anal gland stuff for cheap, faux vanilla flavoring 🤮🤮
This vanilla tastes like ass!
For those curious, here’s a great write-up
https://e360.yale.edu/features/worlds-largest-beaver-dam
I can’t imagine traveling that terrain any time other than winter; the muskeg is super tough to travel through when it’s not frozen and the mosquitoes would suck you dry.
Dam son
