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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Bad at job

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Bad at job

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    It’s called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Well he did say he was a terrible vet

    • mkwt@lemmy.world
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      This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline

      • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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        Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          so can a kick

          • Kraiden@piefed.social
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            ba dum thud

            • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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              You might want to get a new cymbal

              • Kraiden@piefed.social
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                I agree, the kick is ruining it

    • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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      Beat me to it

      • Farid@startrek.website
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        Beat off to it.

        • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          I’d rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.

          • Farid@startrek.website
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            My pleasure. If you know what I mean.

    • stevles@aussie.zone
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      Wow that is quite the grotesque Wiki image

    • T. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy

      Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?

      • gooballer@lemmy.today
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        so Are you a horse?

        • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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          A woman looks for a man in a newspaper and writes “Looking for Men with a horse tail, his haircut does not matter”

  • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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    What a twist! It started out being about trump but ended up being about rfk

  • lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world
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    • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        Hey, I recognize that character…

        • vinyl@lemmy.world
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          yea I can’t remember it exactly it’s on the tip of my tip

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    This is the quality content I come here for.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    That was the most exciting 3 second movie I’ve ever seen! 2 thumbs up! 👍🏽👍🏽

  • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
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    That escalated quickly

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  • AlanWake2112@lemmy.world
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    Now this is shitposting!!

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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      Going to steal this one.

  • Outdated4134@piefed.zip
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    So many layers

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      Parfaits have layers!

      • elephantium@lemmy.world
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        Ain’t nobody don’t love a parfait!

  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social
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    That escalated to heights I wasn’t expecting.

  • Ænima@lemmy.zip
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    I think a necropsy is an autopsy for animals. Obviously, that would have ruined the joke a bit, but knowledge is power!

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2edgy4me

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Oopsie.

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    The autopsy, the fucking autopsy

    Maybe I should go back in the cabinet

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