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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Hot singles in your area?

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Hot singles in your area?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Dad bod is sexy 🤷

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    The only hot singles in my area are in the process of becoming grilled cheese.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      OK but are they available?

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        On a mass scale

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        Sometimes after high winds.

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    Modern version of fertility Venus figurines from archeological digs.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Outstanding

  • e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social
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    so bodyshaming for men is ok :/

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      you’re right, this is not okay!

      Bodyshaming for everyone!!!

    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      Nah this pillow looks cuddly.

    • UselessAsshole@lemmy.world
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      Fuckin society. Seeing beauty in young women and the athletic instead of obese older men.

      It’s like they’re telling me my Dale Gribble looking old uncle is not attractive to most people.

      WTF?

      I expect to do absolutely nothing and be fawned upon like a supermodel Olympian.

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      Encouraged, actually.

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    What I am seeing a lot of in my generation (Gen-X) is that pudgy 30’s & 40’s are morphing into fit 50’s going into 60’s. This is purely anecdotal of course.

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    *hot shingles in your area

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      And I’ve got more where that came from.

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        Wrong kind of shingles I’m afraid.

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          Ohh, a truly depraved man. I got you.

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            That’s what the ads are actually about: It’s a trap!

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      Mr. Connery! We all thought you were dead!

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        Shuper dead ackshually, but Shatan letsh me have Internet.

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      Didn’t you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? There ain’t nothin’ more powerful than the odor of mendacity. You can smell it. It smells like death.

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        Trump’s in town?

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    I think about DeVito pillow would be super comfy, but probably too much for my neck. An early Heidecker has that smooth pillow appeal.

    All I know is for some reason Tim Heidecker’s belly is the celebrity pillow for me.

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    Gimme a few years and I’ll be there

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