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Bill Shorten eating a hot dog:
The weirdest thing here is them calling the Costco cashier a “line cook”
Idk, that card looks like some AI which makes this whole post slop to me.
How you ate that hotdog is an affront to all mankind.
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Viennese meal?
1-Great reference, thank you 2-The charge is taking a bite out of the middle like a fucking psychopath
Oh yeah, I forgot that doing that was “antisocial behavior”.
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Get your hand off my wiener!
No, it’s a Costco hot dog.
Funny
Years sober alcoholic here realizing despite being an often loud obnoxious sloppy drunk getting in several fights (from running my mouth not attacking people), I never was cut off. (Except once by a buddy at his house party, which feels like the opposite of how this distribution should land.)
Is it that I just instinctively found dives where my shenanigans were tolerated, or does it take some kind of lower bat like attacking or sexually harassing people?
Just curious about others’ experience. Thanks to any willing to share getting cut off stories.
I think a money-making establishment will always have a background incentive to make money, which will inevitably interfere with helping a person or even following the law, whereas your friend has mainly just the relational incentives to help you not hurt yourself or put yourself in a bad place
Except that financial incentive makes you 100% responsible if that patron you let keep drinking leaves and kills someone on the way home.
Bars and restaurants have an obligation to know when to cut people off. They have a legal responsibility, and if they fail that could lose their license forever.
My son pretty much eats his hot dogs this way. He eats a lot of foods this way. When he eats half a donut, it’s usually the top half.
My partner eats muffins from the top down. Sometimes, I’ve caught her just eating the tops off the muffins and leaving the bottoms.
There an episode of Seinfeld addressing this behavior
Apperantly i’ve been eating muffins wrong my entire life?
That’s the best half - all the rest is shitty dough that only serves as a delivery vehicle for icing/whatever
That’s why fairy buns are the best and it’s an international crime that American style muffins have replaced them here in the UK.
A fairy bun is a teeny muffin bun with more decorative stuff on top. They are to muffins what sliders are to burgers.
Is that different to what we call a cupcake in NZ?
For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.
Edit: for those in need of assistance.
One Christmas I asked for the neon green relish for Christmas. My cool bil (who ran a hot dog stand) sent me a big assjar. Hell yeah.
You’ve got it. The more it looks like it would glow in the dark the better.
It’s fine, that’s just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day
Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??
I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.
Hey, I’m here for you, too. We’re all here for you.
Well, I’m here for you as long as you don’t put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.
Ketchup is great on hotdogs, FIGHT ME MALORT BEING!
In the Holy name of Da Bears, I swear on The Bean I will deliver smack down so hard, your grandchildren will taste celery salt and pickles! I’ll waterboard you in Old Style until you see reason, ya cheesehead!
Listen, man. I like to abuse my weiner as much as the next guy, but this is just excessive.
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I’m picturing the ketchup smeared all over his face while reading this.
Jesus, I wouldn’t even do this to a terrorist hotdog at a blacksite. Even I have limits.
Thanks comments, I wouldn’t have understood otherwise. I wouldn’t eat a hotdog like this, but I think it’s okay
I don’t understand
This is a joke. That card is something bartenders give people who are drunk in some bars. Someone edited one to say Costco and photoshopped it onto a picture from a food court
As someone who has worked in bars, that’s one sure fire way to piss off someone in a drunk state. You need to bring it with conviction and without making things confrontational.
Hiding behind a formality is probably the worst idea.
Well yeah, I didn’t say it’s a good idea. And as of covid days, practically every interaction type you can think up will piss someone off to an irrational, performative and base instinct level that makes some wonder if humanity had a good run but it’s all downhill from here.
So he ate too many? Or he ate from the middle?
Middle
You can’t abuse the loss leader.
Look at how they started eating the hot dog.
What this yours OP? Care to share the story?
He watched you bite the dog, and knew it was time.
