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Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

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  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Objection!

    Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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      The fact it’s a three pack is just… chefs kiss

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    Woman want another child is called productive.

    Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

    Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

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  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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      If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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        That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess

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        i understand how having a baby gets you a baby. i don’t understand how that’s a desirable outcome

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          You don’t need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

          • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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            fair enough

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              People do risky/painful things all the time if they want what’s on the other side. In fact it’s kinda the whole thing with the “to be is to suffer” vibe.

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                ok?

    • chrischryse@lemmy.world
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      I mean getting hit in the nuts makes someone a baby 😎

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        More of a fetus really. At least position-wise

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Fair

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You don’t HAVE to get kicked in the nuts to make a baby any more than you “have to” kiss your partner. But it’s called foreplay and it’s pretty common?

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Maybe between you and your mom /s

        • CherryBullets@lemmy.ca
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          Angry upvote

      • Kairos@lemmy.today
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        Happy cake day!

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          Thanks! I wouldn’t have realized if you hadn’t pointed it out.

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      it makes the man a crying baby so that’s something right?

    • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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      I’d way rather get kicked in the nuts than have a baby to deal with.

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    The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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      Just be glad you’re not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father’s testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain…

    • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I believe it’s a hormone thing because otherwise nobody would have a second kid. Apparently the hormones kick in and make you forget the pain while also giving you a big hit of dopamine so that you connect having a kid to being happy.

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        Oxytocin is a big one, but I’m struggling to remember the others. I remember that one cuz of a psych class where the professor brought it up as an event that mothers would associate as having some of the highest levels of it. Its considered the bonding hormone, so makes sense we’d bond with our babies so drastically to keep us motivated to care for them after they ripped our lower body apart lol

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      Are you OK now man?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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      The thing that having a child and jackass have in common is that both led to net positives for the people involved. Jackass guys got rich, mothers that like having kids get another kid. The only way it doesn’t make sense is for people who don’t understand that having kids is rewarding for some people.

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    There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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      They should be able to give birth no problem then.

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        Find put a way to implant an uterus and ovaries in those guys, and boom, dropping birth rate solved.

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    Clearly this man is watching the most vanilla of porns.

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      They got is nut

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    • Soulg@ani.social
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      Why is there a giant turd on his shoulder

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        If you never shat on a ripped naked dude’s shoulder, you’re missing out on life

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      I don’t know how this is relevant but I upvote anyway

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    Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

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      Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

      Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

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    This person has never been to a fucking kink party then have they?

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      I’ve seen a video of a guy putting his nuts between 2 glass plates held together but 4 screws, 1 in each corner. The women proceeded to tighten the screws with a ratchet until the guys nuts were basically blue and he had to tap out.

      Don’t ask me why I watched the whole thing.

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        …But, why did you watch the whole thing?

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          I mean you gotta be into something

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      CBT has entered the chat

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Or watched jackass.

    • Woht24@lemmy.world
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      Harhar

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      I’m guessing the ratio might be wildly different.

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    Because you don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts.

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      Speak for yourself.

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        I don’t gain anything from being kicked in the nuts

        • FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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          Let’s test

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          If you film it, you gain followers

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          I probably don’t either. I’m just open to the idea.

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        We don’t

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      You gain pain, and if you are unlucky a slew of side effects.

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      Yep. If you had to go through excruciating pain just to nut. You’d gladly take a kick or two.

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    To be fair there are men who are into ball busting. They would actually legit be asking to be hit in the nuts again.

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    The logic is sound, but the math doesn’t check out.

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    Funny how often childbirth is brought up to describe how much more painful something else is, usually by people who have never given births themselves.

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    Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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      Ya’ll have some weird GI systems…

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      Obviously weak bloods are excluded

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      Do you do it again though?

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