Susan Dell could be Two-Face in that photo, with all her plastic surgery.
Dear Mrs. Dell;
Ma’am… for someone with access to THAT much money to have chosen the shittiest plastic surgeon ever does somewhat open the door to ridicule, although you have to admit we’re not doing it with AI. Face it… like the D.C. “pool guy” - ya fucked up. Maybe find one who knows what he’s doing this time and quit shopping the republican nightmare face “doctors”. Like Phil. Or Oz. get a real fucking surgeon and spend a lot of money.
And in closing, I say this as an ardent admirer of earlier “you” - politics and religion aside - cuz you were a cutie. Remember when we were building the mountain top pool and most of us were in the hole and you came over to the edge of the pool hole and talked to the boss in a miniskirt (or similar) with no panties? Walked up to the edge of the hole and were talking with the boss (and us). What has since become known as an “upskirt”, although we had no intentional part in that. We were ALL watching a miracle - nice! I thought “damn! wife’s a babe, excellent computers, a pool build by us… Michael is doing okay!”
Funny - It almost gave the old man a heart attack. He started stuttering. You had him speechless! But what a babe! Yowza!
anyway - they did you wrong. Get with Cruise, Pitt, Jolie, Anniston… they’ll steer you in the right direction. Don’t talk politics though - they’ll kick you out.
Ciao mon bella, and get that kisser fixed for real.
It’s not a real tweet my dude. She never said this.
Isn’t this a fake tweet? I can’t find any instance of it being real and it seems too on the nose. Everyone here in the comments talking about the Streisand Effect, but that doesn’t apply if she didn’t say anything and people are just making shit up on the internet. But I guess that’s Lemmy these days, no one gives a fuck if something is real or not.
I personally upvoted because it was a funny cosplay, but I admit I didn’t fact-check the tweet and downvote if it was … misrepresentative of the facts.
Unfortunately most people cheer for Bad Talk About Hated People without a care in the world to its veracity, and when you step in to question the hive, you tend to get stung.
#JDVanceDidntFuckACouchButHeIsACoward
I dunno, I mean why are you hanging out with batman if you don’t want your picture taken?
Susan, you have made my jaded heart feel pity, you’re so hideous that I feel guilty for laughing at your expense.
Comedy is a harsh mistress; as we laugh at others, we all do it with some underlying terror, knowing that her baleful eye could always turn upon us. She giveth, and she taketh away.
I don’t want to see this horror movie villain any more.
No seriously… I’m not American and she’s so fucking weird looking.
Please America… Please please just go fucking vote… Don’t listen to right or left wing media… just go fucking vote. I need your news to go back to being “aaaahhh the president wore a weird shirt”.
I’m 100% all in on China taking over
The voting doesn’t make policy. “Donations” makes policy.
bOtH pArTiEs change their own platforms to accommodate their financiers. They don’t actually have any real standards. Ds aren’t actually “pro labor”. Rs aren’t actually “state’s rights”.
That’s all lip service, and ignored immediately when inconvenient.
Don’t listen to what they say, that’s how they trick you, lying is “easy mode”.
Watch what they do.
Those “weird shirt” glory days are dead, let it go. It’s going to get a lot worse.
(ETA I’m voting, please vote. Because it’s funny)
Voting won’t do shit. Americans have already lost. Facism is there to stay regardless of the “election” results. Please fucking wake up dude.
Show us on the doll where the voting touched you
The doll is covered in blood with a blown off Palenstinian child’s middle finger pointing at you. I think the message is get bent?
Pretty much. The US has been full on fascist since the term was invented. People are acting all surprised meanwhile the US has been bombing brown people and abusing the fuck out of its own citizens the whole time.
The Streisand Effect is dead. JK Rowling, with the help of Elon Musk, killed it.
Imagine if Nietzsche said that lmao
ZILtoid1991’s law: “If you put too much faith into internet laws, they suddenly stop working.”
I’m confused. What is it that they’re mad is being allowed? People on the streets in costumes?
It’s a fake tweet making fun of her appearance.
She’s one of the billionaires that support Trump.
In December 2025, she and her husband announced they would be donating over 6 billion dollars to fund investment accounts for at least 25 million children in the United States as part of the Trump Accounts initiative
A week ago she and her husband showed up at the White House to celebrate it and people have been making fun of her appearance ever since.
Skeptics felt the donation was in exchange for a government contract.
donating over 6 billion dollars to fund investment accounts for at least 25 million children
$250 per child? Like, a week of daycare? Oh, investment accounts … so two weeks of daycare in twenty years. Unless it’s invested in AI, in which case zero weeks of daycare.
it’s basically ‘‘zero weeks’’ either way. child care is expensive.
zero weeks of daycare
You kids just be grateful its not negative days of daycare!
That’s what options are for!
Don’t want to become a public joke? Don’t try to influence public policy. Easy peasy.
I don’t get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.
Because they don’t get enjoyment out of life. They thrive on “being someone”, “being important”, for other people to praise them. That’s their whole motivation. The money is just a means to that end. They are deeply insecure, and they need constant validation and for people to cheer them on. They love drama, because it artificially creates something that “matters”, and they have big opinions on it. They will never stop.
South
ParkAmerica just did an episode about this on how Billionaires can’t keep their opinion to themselves.For a while I thought they were actual penis’.
plural of penis is penises.
We would also accept penii
Can anyone?
I don’t get these fucking leeches, they could live multiple lifetimes and never have to deal with any stress, but instead they try and make all our lives worse and complain when we punch back.
Same. If I had that much money I’d be quietly trying to give the vast majority of it away as silently as possible.
Like don’t get me wrong I’d definitely be looking after my friends and family handsomely but shit… Just spend the rest doing good and shut the fuck up.
they could live multiple lifetimes
is there some scientific breakthrough i am not aware of?
Hinduism.
right, the good old science of hinduism… 😆
Big feelings are okay
I love this gif
25 years from now, this gif will still be popping up from time to time, and it will still make me laugh.
This one doesn’t get shared as much but I think it’s just as useful when you encounter whiny MAGAts.
Is it tasteless? Yes. Why is it allowed? Because we have first amendment rights Susan— and questioning the rights of the masses just wasted any sympathy you were getting. Well, that, and the fact the Trump accounts you helped create are already getting called out for fraud.
Because we have first amendment rights Susan
had*
Now only the rich and powerful have first amendment rights in the USA.
For those who don’t know:
Edit: Either her account was scrubbed or this is fake. Normally, I don’t like to go after people like this, but just like trump, if you’re a nazi or hang with nazis, I have no problem making fun of your looks.
This might honestly be the most unsettling thing I’ve ever looked at. It makes me wanna cry and throw up, but I keep looking at it. What’s this from?
A weird and timely story of memes and modern art. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_Challenge_hoax
I’d love to fuck that.
🤨
I’d love for you to fuck that, I’m rooting for you!
This is her but blonde or brunette still a fugly bitch
It’s even better zoomed out where you can really appreciate the fent fold posture where she’s holding herself at a 30 degree angle from upright.
I haven’t seen that version. Is that why the OP pic of this post has her leaned weird?
Sorry for the low res image but I can’t get my own uploads to work so…
Wow, thanks for posting that. She really does seem to have more issues than a plastic surgery and makeup addiction.
Maybe he smells really bad.
Maybe? That is confirmed multiple times.
Tbh I assume she was given instructions to “give Daddy Trump the floor” or something and was essentially forced into such a wacky posture by the WH staff.
But the fent/K angle is funnier.
My guess is she’s trying to escape his terrible smell.
Oooo that’s a good one too
My partner and I can’t help but point out “arched back” ever since the south park realty episode
Yep!
I saw pictures, but I realize it is the first time I see her move. She straight up looks and move like the martians in Mars Attack.
am getting uncanny valley vibes.
I saw one post that suggested Susan Dell was actually Steven Miller in drag and I can’t unsee it lol
I’m gonna need to see the balloon titty receipts on that one
To be clear, I’m not disagreeing I’m making a reference.
Oh, I got the reference. I was just providing some of those aforementioned receipts (mostly to help further along the meme)
I’m not gonna make fun of her looks either, cuz that really is just rolling around in the mud.
What I will make fun of, though, is literally everything else. She woke up and did that to her face with a makeup kit. She slapped clown-red on her lips, 2000s emo black on her eyes, contoured her face with a ruler, went to a barber and said “make my bangs as flat as I’ve drawn on my eyebrows,” teased out the sides of her hair in a way that is shockingly unflattering for her face shape, reverse-molted the Seinfeld puffy shirts of red dresses, and draped chains like an off-brand Zsa Zsa Gabor.
These were all choices and she did a bad job at all of them, then doesn’t like it when trolls steal her goblin costume. Nazis are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney—put this horseshit on her and see if she can pull it off. I dunno what you’re good at, Susan Dell, but this isn’t it. First, quit making poor choices with your makeup, then maybe we can work on your nasty Nazi habit.
Good god that is creepy.
That’s legit unnerving and I don’t like it.
Can anyone pick up for those that still don’t know (maybe due to watching without sound)?
Who is the ghoulish lady?
This is Susan Lieberman Dell, wife of one of, or the founder of Dell Computers. She also is standing next to a pedophile, rapist, and grifter because she is supporting one of his programs.
My god plastic surgery has done her dirty. In pictures from just a few years ago she looks so much more human. It also looks though like she might have anorexia…
This woman definitely has severe body dysmorphia. No wonder she’s taking these jokes so personally
She’s a marathon runner, triathloner, I don’t think she’s anorexic just skinny.
Dysmorphia sure, I can buy that. She can’t be seeing herself objectively.
Ty!
Thank you. I refuse to watch the news. I thought this was slop but reality is way worse.
Is this Animatronics?
Side note, that’s the baking show guy Noel? So much makes sense now.
I think you mean, The Mighty Boosh…
Tell me, friend… You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?
Looks like the ghoul forgot to put on its human mask.
Discord Adams in the Whitehouse?
What is this phenomenon where so many people in Trump’s orbit have obvious and shitty plastic surgery. Is it a desire to fit in? Is it the white nationalist/fascist equivalent of a gang tattoo?
So it is like a gang tattoo, or I guess maybe a cattle brand would be a better analogy. Permanently disfigure your body in a hideous fashion to show you’re really “one of us.”
I wonder if there’s some external psychological aspect. Like, is there implicit or explicit pressure to have this done, because once it’s done they know it’ll be very difficult to escape the cult-like environment?
I would compare it more to cultures who denote status by who has the biggest disc in their lip or the longest spring on their neck:
At least it’s a meritocracy instead of “who can be the most psychopathic pedo?”
But in those cultures those are status symbols, whereas Mar A Lago face seems to indicate that you’re part of their in-group. Do the lip and neck stretchers indicate something similar to members of those cultures?
Yes. That you have money.
Mark of the Beast if you want to go for a biblical angle
It’s been decades since I lost my faith, but I would love the absolute irony of this if it turned out to be true.
In Mar A Lago face, whoever has the most collagen injected into their lips is the alpha
That’s what it feels like to me too; a show of commitment that you can’t walk away from.
“I’m gonna give you somethin’ you can’t take off.”
Someone online said that people in wealthy circles are only surrounded by other wealthy people who also have plastic surgery… so their definition of normal is, not. You know, the whole “losing touch” thing that happens to 99% of people who get their bag.
This. I actually wonder if there’s a person to trace the look back to (like current extreme features in men go back to Zyzz), or if a particular surgical technique led to a distinct look post surgery that was unavoidable, so some people started fitting the rest of their features to that look.
You 'mirrin bro?
I actually wonder if there’s a person to trace the look back to
Conservatism is a mental illness. The more conservative someone is, the weirder they appear to the normal people.
I think conservatives do come from a place of anxiety in general, but they are usually of the mindset to keep the status quo.
The mental illness is authoritarianism that comes as conservatives start to actively make things worse.
Conservatives are only anxious about gas prices and the fact that their attempt to oppress and exterminate vulnerable classes appears to be in jeopardy. They are nervous that their dream of permanent power might be slipping away.
Conservatives are the oppressors, not the victims. In fact, conservatives would call your expression of empathy for them “woke” and see it as a weakness to exploit.
Understand that a conservative is biologically unable to experience empathy. This is why they despise it and are disgusted by it. Give them a hint of empathy and they will use it to attack you.
To keep the status quo
LOL… they elected Dumpster Fire to be a dumpster fire. They’re influencers. They don’t care about the status quo, unless it’s racist, sexist, or misogynist and sometimes ableist.
it is a manifestation of his taste and what people he chooses to surround himself with.
i once saw this photo described as “this is poor person’s idea of how rich people live.” and it just sums him up in one sentence.
The stuffed lions just gets me lol. I dont think ive ever seen the full picture, only ever the left half
This is a poor child’s idea of a rich person.
More then just a “uniform” or a “brand”, like a tie or designer or tattoo, these faces have deep psychological underpinnings.
This face is a comfort for a fascist to behold. Any expensive surgery could do for signaling. This face was landed-on through trial and error, for a reason.
Studying paintings done by the mentally ill, it becomes obvious that they don’t see faces (or anything really) like the average person. This makes sense, as even a well adjusted person will interpret an expression or tone differently depending on what they perceive the person to be feeling, or even their own mood. They will literally see it differently.
The mentally ill just see an extreme version of this phenomenon.
Fascists are terrified all the time. To them, every face hides malice and deception. Mar-a-lago face is an exaggeration of a jovial, open, honest visage, to counteract what a fascist sees every day in every face.
They have huge, puffy cheeks under their eyes, like the bunching of skin in a smile. Their lips are big and puffy, a far cry from pursed in anger, this also makes a smile more exaggerated. Their eyes are deeply, darkly outlined in ovals, not pointed at the edges, highlighting how they are open and not squinting or angry.
Maralago face is a caricature of a happy, loving, honest face. To a normal person it looks like a horrific joke on that type of face, taken to extremes, but to a fascist, these exaggerations push back against their own skewed vision of every face. These exaggerations return the face closer to a normal person’s baseline.
To a fascist, this face appears more normal and more comforting.
Confidently said, and definitely interesting to think about.
I still tend to think it’s a lot simpler than that. Body dysmorphic disorder is a very real thing, at least 2 or 3 in 100. BDD + Money = Lots of “bad” plastic surgery (it’s not bad surgery, it’s exactly what they asked for…
Money, especially the money that makes unlimited plastic surgery an option, is concentrated at the top.
You don’t get to the top by thinking about others, so most of those at the top are the hard conservatives, with little to no morals AKA MAGA.
So you’re going to see that face everywhere in the White House and rallies. It’s all the people with BDD that also have a lot of money.
I completely agree. This is due to BDD, and the BDD is being expressed this way because these women have the money to do so.
But also, eh.
BDD has many different sources and presents in many different ways. You can have it with eating disorders, OCD, major depressive disorders, etc. It can cause you to see yourself in a myriad of false ways.
This particular presentation I am speaking about is going to present with personality traits adjacent to cluster C personality disorders, and anxiety disorders, and it causes the above result.
In this instance, you saying “it’s a lot simpler than that” would be like if I described the specific ways the Nile river comes into existence and you countered with “it’s simpler than that. It’s just evaporation and gravity.” Which is true, but completely discards the nuance and detail I was trying to impart, for a false sense of understanding.
So, you are completely right, but all you did was add more jpeg.
It felt a lot simpler in my head before I got to writing it all down 😂
Thanks! That’s terrifying! The people we put in charge of everything exist in a state of psychosis.
This explains why conservatives see nothing wrong with how they look. Conservatism is a disease that breeds weirdness and evil.
They’re just typical trash with money. But being trash, they don’t have any connections that aren’t also trash. So they get the trash plastic surgeons to slice and dice them.
I believe the men are scamming the women. They aren’t married for love or lust, or if they were, that faded with age. And they are so fake just by default that even the ones who do still love each other probably don’t feel secure about it because of course they’d say “No babe, I just love you and am not interested in anyone else” regardless of if that’s true or if they are having orgies at every business trip.
And cosmetic surgeons target insecurities and promise the world whether or not they can actually deliver.
So it wouldn’t surprise me if what happens in a bunch of those cases is an insecure woman gets the surgery done, it looks like it does, and their husband gets a kick out of them ruining their looks in an attempt to impress them, also being happy that it reduces the number of other men that would be interested.
Similar thing for “influencers” or women in porn that buy into the “this is what men want” lie.
Though ironically, I bet there is a sexual angle to it, too, where seeing their wife ruin their looks to impress them turns them on, but I doubt the sex is loving.
Anyways, just my attempt at making sense out of something that seems to me to do more to put them on the far side of the uncanny valley than to help them look any better. If they unironically like that look, I can’t relate to them at all.
The men get them to. Just not as much.
Ooh! Ooh! I can explain!
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Who, or what, is a “Susan Dell?”
Similar to “Dude you’re getting a Dell” except it’s nightmare fuel.
Dell’s founder’s wife
