- WHAT. it would probably WHAT? - It would probably...- CRO…AK - God. - Damnit. 
- That’s a good one, it went right over my head 
 
- And then I accidentally the entire pizza 
- Starve, drown, freeze to death and get eaten by predators. - Every predator would stay away from this frog who is clearly out of its mind. 
 
- Get tired and go home 
- Croak 
- CRO…AK 
- deleted by creator 
 
- CROATIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH, WE HAVE LOW SALLARY AND HIGH PRICES!!! AND PATRIOTS WHO NEVER PROTEST AGAINST CORRUPTION, THEY ARE PART IF IT!!! RAHHHHH - But you’ve fielded some incredible football teams - The most important metric of a nation’s success. 
 
 
- This took me way longer to get than it really should have. 
- Anything but metric… 
- That punchline took a longer walk than the frog. 
- Is ten feet per hop realistic? What kind of frog are we talking about? - More realistic than a frog leaping across the ocean I think. - Perhaps with strategically placed Lilly pads… - Maybe a bit of tailwind 
 
 
 
- Croak? 
- croak 
 
- Oh goodness I hope it doesn’t 
- Ribbit 
- 10 feet (3 meters) per hop? - Looked up that Rana dalmatina (known for its long and high jumps) can do jumps up to two meters in length. - Do animals also get better at something if they do it a million times? Maybe after getting to middle east its hops are longer? - Someone needs to recalculate with some growth exponents. 
 










