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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

God, if only

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God, if only

PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    My male fantasy is to build a walkable city with good, free public transport, road with bike lane, car isn’t a need, and traffic flow is kept above 90% at all time.

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      https://i.gifer.com/ssf.gif

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        Close.

        • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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          Just one more lane

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        Is every one of those (except the nuke plant perhaps) a historic building?

        I recognized two of them

        • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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          The nuke plant is, of course, Historic Chernobyl No. 4, now a war memorial.

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            it’s not, chernobyl doesn’t have cooling towers

            sorry for tisming

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      Same! Plus, then all the hotties will be impressed that I built a whole goddamned city and will be super down for kinky 3 ways!

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      Looks like you should install factorio.

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        I’m finding time to buy and play Space Age, but for now the base version of Cities Skylines is keeping me occupied

    • ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Check this guys game out! https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@hilkojj

      A game full of a lot of free parking and lanes!

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    “AS overwhelmed”

    Damn, even in my fantasies I’m still overwhelmed by stress at least a little.

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    Well my male fantasy is to be loved. Ain’t happening anytime soon.

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      Ever played Baldur’s Gate 3?

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        Once I realized Lae’zel is virtually incapable of lies or deceit I knew who my fave was.

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      I love you

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      We’ve got video games to appeal to those fantasies for sure.

    • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      Yo dude, I have the exact same male fantasy.

    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Same… maybe someday

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    Just don’t stress

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    I don’t know if I have just forgotten or never actually knew, but what is she actually reacting to in the original video that she dislikes exactly?

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      GTA I think?

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        yeah, GTA. cite: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/video-games-appeal-to-the-male-fantasy

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        Ah, yeah, that adds up. The strip club and everything.

        Obviously the joke of the meme itself is that video games are a lot of things to a lot of people, many of them quite wholesome. It’s not just tits and masculine power fantasies. But if you stick someone who already leans toward that way of thinking in front of a screen and make them play GTA… yea, that’s gonna be a deep hole to dig out of. Maybe she has seen the memes and come around to the idea that there are other sorts of stories in gaming. Probably not, but maybe.

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    My male fantasy is to live in an underground bunker completely alone. All supplies would be delivered via elevator, and there would be a haircutting room, and a small medical facility, then have those people come to me. Make it so that I leave the bunker as little as possible, basically only for major medical procedures and when I have to appear in person for government ID stuff.

    Basically, people suck so let me shut them out as much as possible.

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      My male fantasy is to live in an underground bunker completely alone.

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        No idea what this is from, but probably pretty accurate representation of what I’d end up looking like a year in…more forehead though, I’m starting thin on the front.

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          It’s the character “Solo” from season 2 of “Silo”. He basically lives by himself in a bunker, too.

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            Ah, yeah I haven’t watched Silo. Heard good things, but still trying to get caught up on things I’ve already started.

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      Just go to prison and get solitary

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        No Internet. As I didn’t say I wanted to be confined to a single room, I want an entire bunker, like a large multi room bunker with hallways.

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