Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Bong and blow lighter
Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
A fork and a knife
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let’s jiggle!
I guess I’ll take the red dancing shoes and action bills, then. Also pills. Lots of pills
Commence to jigglin’!
A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which…
Linux laptop and large mug of green tea
Sandles and a strip of acid
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
Did your parents steal your foreskin?
Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices




