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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago

Hurr durr

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Hurr durr

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    Before it was oil now its checks notes to protect billionaire pedofiles investments. Man we really are the bad guys…

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      No olive branch, only arrows

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    don’t help

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      Trust me. We aren’t. Not a single NATO nation is coming to help.

      America spent the last year alienating their allies. I’m so proud of our government here in Canada expanding trade with other nations and limiting them with the USA.

      We’re not your allies anymore. And you can blame for president for that.

      America is alone. I guess you got Isreal or some shit.

  • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    Having the biggest numbers and shiniest toys doesn’t make up for the fact that most if not all of the competent leadership is gone.

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    Operation Epstein Furry Fury

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      No no no furries are good people!

      • Jhex@lemmy.world
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        true

  • YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca
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    special removed operation

    • Randelung@lemmy.world
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      Very regarded.

  • asg101@lemmy.ca
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    Make America Grovel Again…

    Then say “No”.

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      Make America Gravel Again

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    The world’s biggest military budget! 🇺🇲🦅

    But half of it is spent on overpriced fast food… 🍔🍟

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    epic furry*

    • ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca
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      Leave furries out of this!

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        " the operation had been mistakenly labeled Operation Epic Furry on a first-draft document circulated through the Defense Department’s secure email system."

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          So they expected it to be a purely infosec war?

        • ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca
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          Ahhh!

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    Iran should offer to open the strait in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons

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      Don’t threaten me with a good time

      Also what’s in for Iran? Not fair throwing out garbage at their door.

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        Iran isn’t my friend, so I’d happily shovel that shit to them. Get it out of my house too at the same time.

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      Can we please add Vance, Johnson, ivanka, kushner, Clarence Thomas, Kavanaugh, and kid rock to make sure they accept?

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        Dig up Cheney’s corpse and send it with em.

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          They’re a country, not a toxic waste dump.

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        On second thought hold the Kid Rock, we want Iran to say yes after all

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        And anyone with a net worth above $2 million

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          Tbh that needs to be higher, because that’s really not that much money these days. That’s just pretty much anyone who’s somewhat older and has a retirement account that’s been managed decently well, and a house.

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          That’s not much, can barely retire on that.

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      lol that would be incredible. And a fantastic deal, to boot.

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      That’s an incredible deal for shareholder value.

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      Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files

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        Or both

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      They probably want Bolton too

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        Deal.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        John or Michael?

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          Know what? Can’t be too safe, we send both.

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          Yes.

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    How to win at war:

    1. Start negotiating with foe
    2. Bomb foe during negotiations
    3. Declare victory, tell friends to fuck off
    4. ?
    5. Beg friends for help, because you have lost both tactical and strategic control of the situation. Threaten partners for not helping.
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      Don’t forget 6. Profit

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        oh that is deff not going to be the endstate of this.

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      But what if the foe is really the Epstein files?

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        Then it was a stupid plan even from an electoral point of view.

        I have an ongoing half joking bet since the 2nd day in the war that Trump will be talking about the parties in the island to distract people from the side effects of the war by June.

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        Then you have lost both the battle and the war.

        And knowing is half the battle.

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        Double down on the distraction.

        Ooh look, we’ve got Marines to deploy!

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        Sending the price of gas to the stratosphere, replacing the petrodollar schema by petroyuan, increasing the military spending by a huge margin, and antagonizing the entire world aren’t enough of a distraction to guarantee people won’t be thinking about it in the elections.

        But doing that with 9 months of time for it to impact all the business and family budgets in your country is.

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        The real enemy was the secrets we made along the way.

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      deleted by creator

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    More like it.

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      USA USA USA USA USA. Désillusion is crazy.

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        Québécois spotté, préparons la chasse-galerie pour envahir l’Iran!

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    I live in New York City.

    Besides the greed, the pedophilia, the racism, and the narcissism, the biggest problem people here have is he sheer, overwhelming stupidity.

    Writer Fran Leibowitz put it best. “You don’t know anybody as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t.”

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    The tangerine turd bit off more than he could chew, just like his employer blyatimir putrid.

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      The US war machine is expending itself like a senior citizen at a strip club.

      It’s awful to witness and truly miserable for everyone involved. But give Americans a week and they’ll stumble back in clutching another fist full of Social Security cash to do it again.

      You want to call these goons out as bad at strategy or wasteful of precious natural resources. But neither the US nor Russia seem to have a shortage of blood or treasure they’re willing to throw away for another cheap thrill. This is it. The twilight of empire. What happens if they don’t finish all over Central Europe and the Middle East, like they’ve been lusting after for 40 years?

      You think Trump or Putin care what happens to their kids? Their grandkids? Nevermind all the young people their explosions of pent up unrealized empire ruin in the process.

      This is what all those decades of Cold Warring was meant for. The grim harvest we’ve been growing since Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and kicked off 70 years of intercontinental hate.

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    “You could make the case that maybe we shouldn’t even be there at all, because we don’t need it. We have a lot of oil.”

    -Trump 3 weeks into the war he decided to do

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    Epic Failure

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      Epstein Failure

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