They can start all the wars they want, tell me aliens exist, send out checks, it doesn’t matter. I’ll never shut the fuck up about Epstein and these pedos.

1- Start a war

2- Lose it

3- Make others fight for you instead

4- ???

5- Profit (?)

TACO-in-chief! As well as being the best friend of the pedophile Epstein. Seems Operation Epstein Fury is a failure.

Dotards mull. That’s what they do. Lil’ Kim was right.

He’s done what he wanted. Epstein is permanently out of the news.

He says other nations will have to guard and police the Strait of Hormuz as necessary, after his attacks on the country prompted Iran to target vessels in the crucial world shipping lane.

Yeah that’s why nobody wanted to touch this mess with a 10 ft pole.

Imagine if Iran had allied with ISIS, killed the US President and bombed several US schools, then a couple of weeks later Iran’s leader goes “anyway, we are winding down this war. It is someone else’s problem now.”

That’s not how war works.

Retreating. The word he is looking for is ‘retreat’. Also known sometimes as ‘surrender’.

“I messed this place up, hey you clean it up”, classic college bully mentality

makes mess; leaves it for everyone else to clean up

Is it mission accomplished yet guys!?

If farting and leaving the room was a president

This is not how wars work. Considering the nature of ICE, it would be easy for Iran to embed operatives within America, and no one would be able to tell the difference.

The American-Iranian war will drag on for at least a decade, even if open combat was ended today.

Perhaps the US military told the idiot this is far as you go. Typical of him to leave the situation as a cluster fuck. At least Japan will receive safe passage for their oil.

Tl;dr: we’re fucked in the short run, but the world won’t forget this in the long run.

ELI5: Isreal is screwed.