Whoever is doing this shit. Fuking stop. Too many GASPs from me today
You son of a bitch
Jesus fuck man, write that title better, you’re gonna give us all heart attacks.
Real. I saved up a few hundred to meet him in person and I’ll be so upset if he croaks before then. The con is in like 2 weeks so he’d better make it until then
If it’s anything like Dragon Con last year, he’s gonna ramble for 20 minutes or so and then leave the panel early. I’m not saying you shouldn’t see him, but I hope you have other reasons to want to be there.
I would never pay that much to meet anyone. They are all just people. And he’s full of himself. Won’t even let people just see him walking. Needs a tent of his own so no I’ve can even look at him.
Happy Stardate 4.1.26
No self respecting Starfleet officer would use that godawful and illogical stardate formatting.
CARDASSIAN SPY!
i will break all the lightbulbs in your house with my hands
all of them!
fuck i thought he was dead there for a sec the way that started.
It seems that way with any headline that features his age.
He’s one of those vibrant 90 year olds, one that probably, medically, runs circles around many a 60 year old. Check out some of his interviews, he doesn’t project that age. Spiner has mentioned how full of life and well read he is in interviews.
Even so. He’s 95. To die in your sleep at 95 while mobile AND with all your faculties intact would be an excellent run.
There’s a fun interview, Wired maybe?, where he critiques caricatures of himself.
Aging lies at the intersection of genetics and environment, which means that 1) not everyone ages at the same rate, and 2) there are things that you can do to slow the rate of aging. The levers you have to pull include sleep, exercise, nutrition, supplements and drugs. I’m fortunate to have good genetics, with a couple of SNPs associated with longevity, and over the last 5 years or so have optimized the above factors to greatly improve my health and vitality. I turn 60 in June, I am in the best shape of my life, and most people assume I’m in my mid-40s and are shocked when they learn how old I really am. I feel like I’ve experienced something of a minor miracle, as I spent probably 20 years of my life morbidly obese and was in very poor health when I started. 60 year old me could kick 30 year old me’s ass any day of the week. If you want a specific blueprint of things you can do to move the needle on your lifespan and healthspan, Peter Attia’s book “Outlive” is very good. If you don’t want to give a narcissist that is in the Epstein files your money, the book is available for free as an audiobook on spotify, and I’m sure it can be found as an epub sailing the high seas.
Seriously. Gasped and got sick to my stomach.
I had to read it 3 times to be sure. Mean it wouldn’t be that surprising but definitely need some non snythehol that day.
Is that Bunny “Mad Mad”?
Bunnies always look mad from the front. It’s one of their most adorable qualities!
Sometimes they actually do get mad, but that’s also adorable and kinda funny too!
This post is just evil
This seems to be an April Fool’s trend this year. I saw post on !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world that are similar.
He looks blazed af
He’s 95. He earned it.
he looks like dan rather
i will fucking skin you and then throw you into a vat of legos.
add some d4s in there for good measure.
That syringe saw tap. But with lego
I just got fooled by the John Williams post also. I’m going to have to get off the internet today for my heart’s sake.
Did going to space age him 20 years or did Bezos just drain the life out of him?
Goddamnit. I was heartbroken for a moment thinking about the Artemis II launch and how he wouldn’t see it, and then I remembered what fucking day it was…
Jesus why? If that’s an April Fools joke it’s not good.
