What would you say is the percentage of people on this planet waiting to see him finally die, something like 98%?
Russia thinks the Trump Presidency is amazing for them. First Trump cuts support for Ukraine, then Trump blames Ukraine for keeping the war going by dastardly not surrendering to Russia. And now Trump is raising global oil proces, radically increasing the income of the Russian state. All while delegitimizing the US.
China probably cheers on the weakening of US power too. And US Republicans also overwhelmingly supports Trump, for reasons known only to them.
So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America) and Republicans (but I repeat myself), way less than 98% of people wants Trump dead.
Don’t forget wasting all our missiles and munitions in Iran so we won’t have a stockpile when we or one of our actual allies gets attacked.
Yes. “All”. Your “actual allies” get attacked. Good grief. Isn’t it exhausting to see enemies behind every tree?
But again, don’t stop, the entertainment value is unmatched.
My goodness conspiracy theorists are always so fun to watch.
Did Putin also cleverly wait for Biden to be president to invade?
The plot goes deeper than you think!
lol you guys are great!
“So if you add up Russia and China (enemies of America)”
I see, but you let your great industry leaders outsource all their manufacturing to China. Unless… China controlled them all since the start even when China was a bunch of fishing villages!!
Oh boy you guys. Don’t stop. You’re better than a convoluted '80s soap opera!
Bah. You’ll know he’s actually dead when it shows up on Polymarket.
Wild to see the united states lich project coming to fruition in our lifetime. Or their omegaverse project backfiring and the president (an omega) going into heat for the second time, forcing another coverup.
It is an exercise, for the big moment that everyone on planet earth is waiting for, the end of a dictator, criminal trump
If Trump dies, Vance takes over and he might be even worse. The point is to oppose the system that created Trump, not this particular figurehead, which can always be replaced.
Vance doesn’t have a grip on this idiot minions like Trump does. I also think Russia gave Trump a bunch of dirt on GOP members which he has been more than willing to exploit. I can’t honestly think of any other reason they bend over and take his bullshit.
Vance is an asshole, and probably a little evil, but he’s also a huge wimp. People will steamroll right over him.
I think when Trump dies, MAGA will fade away.
Yeah, nobody is out there ready to cover their mobility scooters in Vance merch.
MAGA, yes, but the disease that caused it all will still fester.
Vance is a bitdh though. Unloved. That is our chance to take the country back. Oh right, you guys are letting establishment dems run the opposition. huh. enjoy hell dumbshits.
The dictator and criminal is US imperialism and all of the mini-imperialist countries. The system that demands the type of behavior, and that causes the world to suffer remains fully in tact after this figurehead who is a particularly distasteful ruler is no longer. This isn’t just a Trump problem….as terrible as he is.
Never let perfection be the enemy of good. Yes, the disappearance of Trump wouldn’t be a permanent solution forever of the US fascism. But an improvement is an improvement. A fight for freedom and justice is eternal, there will always be a new shit head trying to drag nations into authoritarian fascism. The point is that we keep pushing for change.
Evil greatest ally is apathy.
Another mini stroke? We’ll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
Another Weekend at Bernie’s
And some new way to fuck up the world further.
There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
JD Vance smothered him with a couch cushion.
I think his thing is to smother the cushions.
Did he dead?
Well if so that’s going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
I’m gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can’t have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly
You’re probably ok because they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him for a while while he trying to figure out what they’re going to do.
My fear is that they’ve already been doing this for a while now, with a combination of impersonators and deepfakes – and thus “Trump” will never die.
The
WaldoTrump Moment
Why can you not have alcohol?
Minor surgery the other day
Speedy recovery!
Maybe people around the world should celebrate his death, even though he’s alive, just so he can see how many people hate him.
Are the No Kings protests not enough?
No
Is there really a limit for how much hate he deserves?
Ask god
…I mean, we’re still stuck with a king, sooo…
Has he considered the ratings he’d get with a death announcement though? They’d be like no one has ever seen. Bigly.
If they make a death announcement and then he shows up on TV again in 3 days, it will really feed into his base thinking he’s literally Jesus.
Please don’t give them any ideas….
I mean they might also blame his death on Iran.
I bet that’s exactly their plan with this
Are there any online bedding places with a spike in Trump dead bets? That’ll be the easiest way to know before it gets announced.
There’s been no real spike in Trump out of office by 2027 market recently but it’s crawled up a point in the last day. I doubt you’ll find anyone to take a bet on death, to easy to fix (we should be so lucky) but there are several online betting markets that will take your action on out by the end of the year for whatever reason.
I should take a bet that he stays in office.
That way, either way – I win!
Literally hedging your bets.
No what you want to be looking at is if anybody’s making any unusual stock investments. Is anyone acting as if suddenly the tariffs are going to be going away very soon?
I think that’s what they said .
With the backlash that happened from The Death of Superman, I agree that he should definitely do this.
I’ve heard of kill the messenger. Give the messenger a congressional medal of honor!!!
Except that congress isnt worth much either. Might as well be a FIFA medal of honor.
Instead of a Presidential Medal of Freedom, a medal of freedom from the president.
Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker’s dead yet.
I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they’re in the back. I tell them not the one I’m looking for.
Or if he has dropped a nuke yet.
Is there a newsletter but it’s just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there’s a good market for that.
How do I sign up for this?
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
Matrix has you
What’re you tryin’ to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
This hook you’re describing is intentional
No, what i am saying is, you won’t have to
Do you think that’s RSS you’re reading?
And putin.
- Netanyahu
- Musk
- Charles Koch
- The Ellisons
- Bezos
- Peter Thiel
- Ted Cruz
- Lindsay Graham
- Greg Abbott
- The Sacklers
- Viktor Orban
- Alexander Lukashenko
- Chuck Schumer
- George W Bush
- Dick Durbin
- Robert Pittman
- Maziar Mike Doustdar
- Darren Woods
- Tom Hanks (he knows what he’s done)
- Jacek Olczak
- Erik Prince
- Christopher T. Calio
And many many more…
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I’m saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something
I would assume it hints to this video of Tom Hanks and Arya Starks list of people she wants to kill
“Yes” to the former, “probably” to the latter 🤷🏻
Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man’s a monster
He’s not important enough to be specifically named but he’s included in “and many many more” 😉
Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.
Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That’s why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that’s a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.
Perfect 👌
Should make bingo cards.
There’s definitely a list. But Trump is number one.
For me it’s him, Putin and any billionaire.
Same, friend. Same.
Why would you want to start pretty much every day with depressing news?
There will be a day when it’s not depressing.
Nobody likes a corpse tease.
But Biden’s too old.
Two things can be true.
Guy literally has cancer. It’s friggin elder abuse what they did.
Trump might have cancer too. Nobody knows why he’s getting all these diagnostic tests over the last year
He’s very clearly got dementia. This can lead to all sorts of secondary medical conditions, a big one being circulation issues which would explain his bruising.
Time to watch him rant after having five gills of meth injected into his body. Again.
Oh that can’t be good for him.
…
:) do it again.
