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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Hamdurger season

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Hamdurger season

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • muxika@piefed.muxika.org
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    When you looked up this recipe, was there an age verification prompt?

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      Lol, at first I thought you were responding to my borscht recipe… I was so confused.

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        What about the potato soup girl?

    • redlemace@lemmy.world
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      I looked it up… I saw a cast iron skillet and cast iron press … Can’t help myself, GOTTA do it, come what may

      • muxika@piefed.muxika.org
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        Hopefully you won’t show up on some federal registry.

  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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    I dunno, looks like a Hotdurger to me.

    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      Our judges would also accept Hambog

      • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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        BAH HAMBOG!

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s cool, but have you made bacon turtle burgers before?

    Uncooked bacon turtle burgers

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      Show us more.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Can’t, they got ate.

        • Skuldug@lemmy.world
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          Needs its own recipe post

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            No real recipe, just copy what you see. Ground meat, 3 weiners per turtle (one doen the middle, two halved for feet), wrap in raw bacon (4-8 strips), and grill until the ground meat and bacon are cooked.

            • Skuldug@lemmy.world
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              Ok so I DO waffle stomp some burger meat over my star of David dog before I baconate it

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I can’t imagine these cooking through properly.

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Yet, they did. I’d definitely use a lower heat than normal, but they cooked through just fine. Watch out for the bacon grease flaming up, of course.

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          The bacon wasn’t chewy and/or undercooked?

          • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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            Nope. That would have been a failure.

            Do them in the oven if you prefer, just make sure they’re on a rack so they’re not stewing in their own juices.

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    I’d try one. If they are from the bbq and smoked i’d probably take two.

    (What worries me is the lack of jalopenos in there)

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      Replace the sad weiner with a glorious sausage, update the ground meat with jalapenos, minced onions and cheese and this become S-tier food for cookouts, tailgate parties, backyard barbecues and pubs.

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        Wrap them in bacon to become king of the party

        • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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          Stop flirting with me.

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        Glorious sausage would end up undercooked then the burgers were right, or the burger would be overcooked when the sausage was done.

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          I mean… Aren’t both of those things just ground meat anyway? One’s in a tube, one is free-form.

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            Ground beef is good medium-rare (if it’s good beef to begin with sausage is usually pork based and needs to be fully cooked to kill tape worms I think.

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          Not really. Ground meats with shit in them with casings (sausage) will cook roughly the same as other ground meats with shit in them without casings. (Patties) Very similar.

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            Unless you like burgers medium-rare.

            • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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              Some people just suck the joy out of everything. ;)

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Gonna have to go with a cheese with peppers in it. Maybe just pour diced jalapenos over the top and lay a melty cheese over it like muenster so it traps the flavor.

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      Add a jalapeno iris stuffed with a cream cheese pupil right in the middle of those bad boys. Got yourself an evil eye hamdog

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      I always associate smoked food with slow, low temp cooking. You dont want low temp cooked ground meat… Or at least you shouldnt want it.

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        I believe slow cooked bbq and smokers will aim for temps between 225 and 275 Fahrenheit. Sure it will take a while, but as long as the temp reaches the internal temp of 160 during this process, which it will, it’s perfectly fine.

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          It’ll dry out the beef something bad, though.

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        Smoked shotgun shells will change your mind

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    I think this would really benefit from a lone pea placed just at the apex of each one.

    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      But pea is stored in the balls

      • FishFace@piefed.social
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        Well yeah but you only store it there until it’s used obviously

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        Good, I don’t need to go to the store to get more!

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    Whats wrong honey? You haven’t fucked your hamdogger

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    Burgussy’s.

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    This is abhorrent, yet I’m intrigued.

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    I should call her…

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    It’s stupid but I’ve seen stupider.

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      See my comment with bacon turtle burgers.

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      I really can’t imagine that the hot dog doesnt curl back as the protein tightens on the bottom cooking first, making this just flop apart in the grill.

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    Sausage pide.

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    Tsuchinoko

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    thats probably fine

  • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
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    This looks like something my cat would like

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    So much grease!

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      And yet not enough.

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