Manos The Hands of Fate. If somebody can take that and turn it into a passable movie, they deserve the world.
I watched that fully knowing it was supposed to be terrible. I was unprepared. I can only imagine aneurysms are more pleasant to endure. It’s only an hour-and-a-half or something, but it feels like five. Something to put on Sunday night when you know Monday is coming I suppose.
I took a screenwriting class in college. We had to write a paper on a horrible movie of our choice. I just searched worst movie ever made and Manos came up. Writing the paper was the easy part. It took me 4 tries to get through that movie in one go. I couldn’t do it. That’s how bad it is.
Yes. It is actually a master class in mind-numbing inanity. I imagine Warhol’s Sleep is more engaging.
The upscale did Lisa a little dirty
Dear AI, please upscale this image, but also try to make tons of subtle changes that completely ruin the vibe. Do it in a way that makes it clear that you’ve been trained on lots of images from The Simpsons, but have no idea what the fuck is going on in any of them.
A Last Starfighter remake would rip if it was about how the erliens found a Fortnight kid and had ‘em tear up the intergalactic construction/dance/murder competition (wars are settled this way in space)
*Fortnite
I want them to make good discworld movies.
The repeated failure to use Brian Blessed as Ridcully is a constant source of rage to me
The 2 color of magic movies were quite enjoyable
Theres 2 of them?
One for CoM, one for LF
I think they are categorized as mini series actually. I kinda think of them as movies because of the length
I actually enjoyed Hogfather but haven’t read the book.
That’s Dune for you.
I won’t stand for this slander of David Lynch and Kyle McLachlan.
Honestly anyone who figures out how to market that will be rich beyond their wildest dreams.
I wanna be a producerrrr….
I want something completely different… Pick up rejected movie ideas from the 1920s and 1930s and make them EXACTLY like they would have done back then.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I would love to see a modern version and one that’s got great effects.
Tbf that is the modern version. The old one from the BBC definitely suffered from lackluster effects.
That was part of its charm for me. Red Dwarf was the same; the lack of budget somehow made it funnier.
I do wish they would do one that follows the plot of the radio show. It would probably have to be a TV series though, it goes on a movie.
I think Douglas Adams thought it was funny that every iteration was a little different.
Well they DID make a TV series in 87 that is really fun and worth a watch that follows the radio show. I assume you knew this though and wanted an updated one.
Alien is an interesting case study.
Dan O’Bannon wrote the screenplay for the movie Dark Star. It was not a great movie. He took his core concept, wrote a new version with less comedy and more horror and that became Alien.
Practice what you preach, OP
I would be much happier if they threw out the fucking cat book.
Every movie now is predictable because they all follow the exact same structure. It annoys me when I can predict what the next scene is going to be. Genuine surprise is rare.
For anyone who doesn’t know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_the_Cat!:_The_Last_Book_on_Screenwriting_You’ll_Ever_Need
But but but that’s not safe.
Or maybe they could come up with an original idea
Crazy talk I know
Instead of making another high action time travel movie they could make something more adventurous. Also don’t make it a silly family friendly movie. We need more serious adventure films that aren’t reboots.
They knew how to do this in the 80s. Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, and The Thing for example. All remakes that far surpassed the cheesy originals.
The 80s version of The Blob is terrifying.
I was scared of the colour pink for like 3 years in primary school.
And still holds up. Been showing classics to my horror-interested nieces and nephews and they loved 80s Blob most of all so far.
We need the 80s coke back. Ketamine ain’t doing shit for us.
80s coke was amazing. New Coke barely works and makes it hurt behind my eyes
It’s Dune. Great book but original movie needed improvement
