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JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Not the rich, but we gotta start eating somewhere

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Not the rich, but we gotta start eating somewhere

JackBinimbul@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Political Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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    I hear they’ve been putting out AI generated disinfo… cannot trust anything under the first casualty of war… the truth.

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      Let it be AI slop, if it backfires by starting a new food trend, it’s fine.

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    Everything is blurry i cant even tell what information this contains

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    Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples’ mouths?

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      No no, you don’t get it, there are roaming packs of dyed-haired leftists and leeessssbians sneaking around the ICE barracks and waiting for them to fall asleep and not pull the covers over their bodies entirely.

      If your hand slips below the sheets, it’s fair game for the purple-haired, lying ICE-finger eaters!

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      Fetish? That’s better than fascist.

      • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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        If even half these people didn’t try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I’d bet we’d be much better off.

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      Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn’t even wash his hands, either.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      They clearly were armed and dangerous.

      They needed to be dis-armed.

    • FlyingCircus@lemmy.world
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      Apparently they aren’t. The story I’ve been hearing is that this finger was shot off by the Nazi who murdered Pretti.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    better put that on ice

    • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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      Lol nice

  • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it’ll taste like shit.

    • P1k1e@lemmy.world
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      We all gotta make sacrifices

  • in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social
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    lkzrQSmDCE8q2ij.webp

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      nom

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    “The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!”

    • macniel@feddit.org
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      scene from starship troopers where the quote comes from

      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip
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        It’s Mr Krabs!

        • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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          And The Kurgan. There can be only one.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Mallory Archer proved that’s just not true…

      “If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.”

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        The power of Yoga.

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    If you put anything fleshy near someone’s mouth you’re asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.

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    Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?

    That doesn’t sound right

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      I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.

      Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!

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    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Time to fingerpaint

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    Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.

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      Maybe sell spice infused gloves to the Nazis so their fingers aren’t so bland?

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        Ooooo, good idea! But what spices go well with Nazi hands?

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          Raw acid.

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          Some concentrated onion extract would do wonders.
          Make sure that it is inside of the gloves for proper marination.

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          Mace

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    Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

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    Did the protestor survive?

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      Died of ligma.

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      It’s unconfirmed, but what I’ve been hearing is that this incident happened during the murder of Pretti, and that the finger was shot off by the executioner.

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        Well that upsets me even more. Not only did they execute him, they used pigs blood to do it

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    Animals huh? I’d say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.

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    Maybe ICE shouldn’t put their fingers anywhere near protesters.

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