As if it were trash! Possibly the best thing I’ve ever come across in my entire life.
Upon closer inspection, O’Brien seems to have broken his wrist and lost his right thumb. Suffering checks out.
I mean, Malort is suffering in a bottle.
Had to look it up:
Jeppson’s Malört is a notoriously bitter, wormwood-based Swedish liqueur that has become a Chicago cultural icon, known for its intense flavor and “rite of passage” status in the city’s drinking culture. Introduced by Swedish immigrant Carl Jeppson, it’s a type of bäsk brännvin, traditionally consumed as a digestif, and is famous for its unique, herbal, and citrusy bite that is loved and hated in equal measure.
Sounds about right.
They are well aware of their brand.
Irresponsible? Yes. Good for sales? Somehow, also yes.
Can I find this in the SF Bay Area in under 22 hours?
The juice? Easily. I got my last bottle at a total wine.
The poster … No idea.
Shit. I don’t think I can take on a whole bottle. Can I just pop by your place for a shot?
5 hours left …hope you found it, your dad won’t fight himself
Kind of tastes like Sambuca to me, and then the aftertaste is so bitter it seems like you need to call poison control.
It tastes like someone fermented trashcan juice in a skunk’s asshole in the dog days of summer.
I’ve already said yes, you don’t have to keep selling it to me.
You take that back! Malort is golden nectar of the gods!
Guinan wouldn’t serve that.
Pretty decent chance that she was serving it in this scene:
Maybe they got the same hand guy that played flute for JL.
What?
WHAT
Like the juggler in Labyrinth, there was a hand double used in these shots.
Yes but what the fuck is happening with leftie over there
Flirting, I assume.
Lmao somehow I never actually noticed that, but that totally makes sense
Bro clean your nails
Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. It’s like the inside corners of a junk drawer that’s been used to store cheetos and crayons for 45 years
It’s Baal Red through an airbrush. Calm down.
That makes me feel a lot better
Wash your hands folks!
I was airbrushing 40k dudes, it’s just paint. Check my other post for proof.
Someone out there is weeping, retracing their every step. ‘My Malört O’Brien! Where is my Malört O’Brien?!’
O’Brien and Malort was the crossover I was waiting for this entire time
Yeah but O’Brien is Irish-Irish, not Chicago-Irish. He wouldn’t be caught dead with the stuff.
The random sticker I found on the ground says otherwise.
His ancestors were american irish so maybe it’s a heritage drink.
Temporal anomaly. You should alert temporal investigations.
You really don’t want to be in possession of something outside its proper time frame when those guys show up.
They’ll have to kill me. This is far too precious to surrender. This is worth dying for.
The Malort riots changed the course of history
Anyone have this meme in a higher quality format? I need it for… Science stuff.
8mp
The contents of the cutout… Ill make it myself later if noone has that on file
This needs to be a giant patch for the back of a jean jacket
You are a good person, and people like to say nice things about you.
Malort?
O’Brien must suffer.
Oh, he does. He does.
Brb, gonna go do a shot of Malort.
Miles ahead of everyone else in Star Trek.
Omg this is radiant.
Look at him, in all his glory telling you “don’t worry lad, everything is ok, go have a feckin drink and party. Fuck the Cardies. You go lad!”.
M’lört
Cool Meaney
This made my day. Put a big grin in it.
He’s suffered enough.
