Cyka blyat. Pichka. Zhopa. Popa. Siski.
Peech-ka ti materna.
The highlight for me is how you can go “You (man), you (woman)” and sound like you’re just making scifi noises. Nyuhn nyuhn nyuhn nohm!
Go home and masturbate
Who told you my weekend plans?!
The last 51 weekends told me. Burn
Go drink your mother’s breast milk and then come back!
wot
You heard the book!
I suppose that’s probably a way of calling them a baby?
Oh it’s a good one. Like I might use that. Like damn. Say “grow up” but utterly roast the person while you do it!
Specifically a cranky baby, which is hilarious. “Maybe mommy’s milk will settle you down” is my interpretation.
I thought it was calling someone childish and immature, like, “come back when your balls drop”, but well, gender neutral.
You know what? I would love to go home and masturbate! But no! I still have four hours left at my stupid job! Can I leave early? Nope! Can I masturbate at work? Not today! So thanks for that useless little suggestion. 😤
Maybe ask your boss for help, they might be able to provide you with some stimulating materials or even provide a helping hand. It might feel a little strange but look at it from your boss’s perspective. If you spend your time masturbating in the office bathroom then there’s no reason for you to go home, so naturally your productivity will increase.
Can I masturbate at work? Not today!
Sounds like an attitude problem 😆
You look like a penis!
Go home and masturbate.
Sigh… unzips
I said go home
Home is where the heart is.
A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Son of an idiot is a cute insult
You would say that, knowing your dad
/jk
Bro, you look like a penis
This checks out with some of the casts I’ve seen of Korean Starcraft players.
