JD Vance could stop fucking couches, but that ain’t happening either.
Fun fact: the smallest nuclear bomb was (is?) small enough to carry in a backpack.
He should make one and demonstrate how it would work.
Bet he thinks dr.thrax is a real person
I heard they’re developing a new Shahed bomb that can blow up a church and rebuild it into a mosque.
WMD trucks was it one of the previous times the US set the region on fire, wasn’t it?
Normally I get angry at these pathological liars but this lie is so absurdly stupid that it’s actually funny.
Imagine someone driving their van to a parking lot near the white house and then going “Welp, better strap on my suicide nuke that will obliterate the entire city. I see no other way of doing this.”
I mean, people do strap on conventional explosive vests and set them off in crowds. That is not the absurd part.
Guess the US will be bombing Iran’s vest factories next.
When will this lying sack of shit starting painting his face orange?
His tongue is already stained orange
That was an image I definitely didn’t need
Well done, it takes a lot to make me gag
American civilians killed by Iran made nuclear slingshots and slippping on nuclear banana peels.
Won’t be so funny when you fall and split your pants (nuclear-style).
I will fall face first into a nuclear cream pie
“Vance says” is like when my 3-year-old blames everything on the cat. Who ate all the nesquik Jonathan, was it the cat, or was it you with nesquik on your face? Who can say.
The US is incentivizing Iran to make nukes.
“Please make nukes pretty please? We can’t explain this war to our people without you making nukes…”
The fear mongering
Thats…not how nuclear arms work.
It would be a nuclear chest
Isn’t the smallest effective nuke the Davy Crocket? Pretty sure it’s warhead is still the size of a large hardcase suitcase.
If the US is saying Iran could do it, the US has probably already figured it out. Fallout is getting to be too damn real
Correction an Appalachian born yuppie with no technical knowledge claims they could do it. Unless Vance got bored and went through data on the nuclear arsenal then it’s probably a safe bet that he’s making shit up. Tactical nukes are a thing and backpack nukes are somewhat possible by an army definition of portable, but a nuclear suicide vest is just fucking asanine. Frankly speaking given the general purge of everyone with competency and the general ratfucked nature of these waste of biological matter I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the nuclear arsenal isn’t even fully understood anymore because everyone competent was fired or fucked off.
SADM. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Atomic_Demolition_Munition
the M388 looks small because you’re used to seeing normal recoilless rifles, not the mongo m29 one used to propel the M388 warhead on the Crocket…
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/weapons/davy-crockett-weapon-system.html it’s certainly still ‘small’ for a nuke, but iirc the sadm is smaller.
Isn’t that from the 1950s? Maybe top secret tech has progressed since then.
It’s from the 50s but as I understand it nukes as we have them now require certain physical properties and dimensions to work with that being about as small as you can get. Anything smaller and the reaction either fizzles out, you get a dirty bomb, or the explosive yield is worse than traditional explosives of equivalent size. To make it any smaller you’d need a fusion bomb most likely.
You’d still need a fission bomb, to initiate the fusion reaction.
Probably, though as I noted the problem with such small nuclear arms isn’t their capacity but moreso their efficiency and consistency. A fusion bomb could help to amplify at least the capacity for destruction, assuming it can’t be circumnavigated through some technological fuckery, frankly I don’t think anyone can comment on fusion bombs with any degree of accuracy given that we haven’t figured out sustained fusion reactors.
Right? Nuclear arms are supposed to be on arm sleeves, not vests.
The demonic ritual of human sacrifice
