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dgdft@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Winning life 101

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Winning life 101

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    not obsessed with ntfs

    YEAH OK PAL TRY MOUNTING A SAMBA PARTITION ON REDHAT IN 1998

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      Oh glad I’m not the only one.

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        I was thinking “btrfs, on the other hand…”

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      OR USING LEGACY IPTABLES NOW THAT ARCH SWITCHED TO NFTABLES BACKEND

      I HATE NFT(TABLE)S

      (its better but I dont wannu learn the new syntax)

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    Bros on 4chan tho

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      They are not all brainless. 4chan is just a catalogue of different imageboards.

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      Empty Head. No thoughts. Just here for the CSAM and frog memes.

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    still uses 4chan

    Blind leading the blind as per usual

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      TBH 4chan is healthier than major social media these days. I’d rank any 4chan dweller over a blue-checkmark Tweeter or a Linkedin lunatic.

      And no, that is not a high bar.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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        Why bother to distinguish between two different flavours of shit?

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          (intentionally) gross

          No, no, no – you see, the diarrhea is a more smooth and easy texture than the one with maize in it and that’s why it’s superior

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      Nothing wrong with breaching epistemic bubbles to seed them with the antidote to their insanity.

      Maybe someone will follow OOP’s breadcrumbs out of the rabbit hole and find their way to the totally sane, healthy, rational, supportive, and always-factual spaces of the internet such as Lemmy and PieFed…

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      Funny meme site with a touch of gore

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        Gore site with touch of funny memes.

        • GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Racism and Porn site with some gore and the occasional funny greentext

          • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
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            Did someone said “porn”? 🤪

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              It takes a lot to make a lapsed Discordian gnostic atheist feel like saying “church is free”, but I guess everyone really does have a secret super-power

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      Literally none of you have been on 4chan and it shows. Stay off of /pol/ and /b/ and it’s fine. The boards are all different with the exception being they hate /pol/tards and think /b/ are useful idiots

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        I’m quite prejudiced, having lost a lifelong friend to racialist bullshit he picked up on /pol/. I used to enjoy a bit of /tg/, over a decade ago, but I have better ways to spend my time these days.

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    I misread nfts as ntfs and spent far too long wondering why that was in the list.

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      Ntfs is pretty dogshit

      • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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        found a linux user

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          At this point remaining a windows user voluntarily has to be considered Stockholm syndrome.

          • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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            I’ve been on linux for a few years now. Not going to pretend that I know what I’m doing, because I stopped being a tech enthusiast at half my current age. Aside from needing to start steam from the terminal otherwise the gui never shows up, my pc is doing exactly what I want it to and nothing more.

            But then I hear cries of “but you can’t play fortnite or league or some other game I don’t care about”

            insert the meme, you know the one “I already switched, you don’t have to sell it to me”

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              Oh, it’s the same here. Well, I do know what I’m doing, but I used to tinker with multiple linux distros in the 90s/2000s. I used gentoo “before it was cool”, when you would literally leave it building your initial install for a whole weekend.

              I cannot do that now. I went through the process of installing Arch, and it’s been pretty good for me with not exploding completely on me (like Manjaro did). I honestly don’t have the time to sit and diagnose why I’m stuck at a text only console without internet suddenly any more. Which is exactly what happened with Manjaro.

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                I used to be Slacker. Seeing now that I need to be a Slacker again.

                I ain’t a coder. I just don’t want to pay for a box named to be something someone, if not fucking anyone, gets to watch me through. Just because I think I possess it doesn’t mean it’s not literally the other way around.

                Oh but this apple…and don’t tell me it ain’t exactly the same fucking one they referenced back then.

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          ntfs is dogshit from a windows user perspective too

          • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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            I believe it, I just didn’t run into those particular problems myself.

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          You couldn’t swing around a dead ms office app without hitting a linux user in here

          • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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            I know, but calling it out is funny to me :3

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    Do be obsessed with planting perennial herbs that taste good and attract bees

    Life is great

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      Plant tomato or thyme, get’s rid of wasps.

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      Awesome! I plant native plants that attract bees and butterflies. My neighbors go to my frontyard just to see the butterflies and humming birds.

      My favorite are bees but my second favorite are dragonflies because mosquitoes can go back to the hell they came from.

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        That’s exactly what a frog would say

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        Ohh I would love to get some dragonflies

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          Make a pond; even just a small one!

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      deleted by creator

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    nah, life still sucks :(

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      Maybe the shitheads you watch on YouTube are annoying?

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        Gamer’s Nexus, Project Farms and Technology Connections? How dare you

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          Technology Contortions? The world’s biggest Wii U fan?

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            This is the part where I say sos or joj; I mean, it’s practically YTP tradition.

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        What if I don’t watch anything on Youtube?

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          Then vacuous truth comes into play and all the YouTubers you watch are annoying shitheads.

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        Probably, theyre educational. Genuinely feel like the media i consume is what alienates me from other Americans.

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      Nah, kinda decent actually. Has been worse, could be better, but still kinda decent.

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      Clearly not consuming enough memes /s

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      https://youtube.com/watch?v=6r6vnSR0wbI

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    Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people’s capabilities. I don’t know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.

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    This is me but I worship Kasane Teto.

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      She is a cutie.

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    Bragging about the bare minimum zero effort human bean requirements

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      Not sure it’s a brag, I see it as just saying, “hey guys, can we all just make a little effort? Perhaps the minimum effort?”

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      There are so many humans who don’t meet these requirements that it is a legitimate brag at this point. Though they’re posting it on 4chan, so, y’know. Plus it was posted in 2021, there were still 1-2 years of pandemic to go - considering that they were already posting on 4chan, I wouldn’t bet my savings that they came out of it still meeting those minimum human requirements.

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        That place is good btw lol

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    Idk all these things are true for me and life isn’t that good tbh, though no doubt it could be worse

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    I don’t have twitter but you cannot escape it, twitter screenshots are posted EVERYWHERE, it’s the biggest comm on sh.itjust.works

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      Theres a difference between looking at twitter screengrabs and being on twitter. Same with 4chan.

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        Yep I’ve never had a twitter account, and thus have never had any arguments on twitter, and have not been forced to see their many promoted nazi posts. But of course I’ve seen lots of twitter screenshots circulated as ragebait or whatnot.

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    Hey, it’s a start!

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    Define ‘annoying shithead’ regarding YouTube. I’ve watched many annoying LPers…

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      “Annoying” is in the eye of the beholder and many LPers vacillate between annoying and non-annoying anyway. e.g. one of the LPers I used to watch a lot became overly grumpy and mean regarding both his viewers/chat participants and the games he was playing, while putting less and less effort into actually learning the games. IMO he was overworked.

      And even the LPers I like watching, I can’t stand watching them do multiplayer with other people who also have a mic. Always turns chaotic and people shouting into mics, rather than the LPer calmly doing their thing.

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      Lisp Programmers? Yeah, those are annoying!

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        Let’s Players.

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