I face away from it because it offends me. It’s a rocky relationship.
I spin right round like a record, baby.
Right round right round???
I shower in the shower.
I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.
You must be my local spider. Sorry about the view.
I do rapid backflips the whole shower to make sure I’m getting washed all over.
Rotate like a pillar of shawarma
Pfft. Beginner.
Rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
Amateur hour. I start to spin around like a gyroscope the moment I set foot in the shower
I stand still and the shower revolves around me.

Relativistically accurate
Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?
Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I’m doing requires otherwise.
I rotate like a döner
Now I’m hungry, for you?
Denn döner macht schöner
I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.
Shower time is centrifuge time
I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.
I scrunch down in the shower tray like a spatchcock chicken.
yeah I was gonna say. half one side half the other but not split in just two like that. I mean how do you rinse all the soap if you don’t hit both sides?
The water comes from above you… How do you face towards or away from it?
Most showerheads I’ve seen are attached to the wall some way or another, so it always comes from an angle.
I actually find straight down to be really annoying and always struggle to keep water from streaming down into my eyes and face. I find the slight angle from a wall mounted shower head much more versatile for cleaning and comfort.
Sideways.
Depends what I’m scrubbing










