This is the kind of issue where I, a middle-aged white-collar white male, get to shine by forcing the inspectors to check out my dick over and over and over.
“You gotta really grab it, don’t just look at it like a lemon. Doesn’t matter that this is my third trip today, this is a national security issue and you are obligated to keep us safe. That’s your job. Now, give it a tug, make sure it doesn’t pop off like a toupee! You need to get in there like a good handshake, make sure it’s the genuine article. I’ll be stopping back by on my way out, you can’t be too safe these days.”
Replace the dude with JK Rowling and it’d be very accurate.
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As a five five dude who’s been nicknamed Hercules, Thorkell the Short, and Samson I want someone to try this shit with me. It’ll be fun to watch their twitching pseudo-corpse be loaded into the weewoo wagon.
Thorkell the Short
That wouldn’t happen to be your name on Steam by any chance, would it? (If it is: y u no come to D&D n e more? 🥺)
Nah current steam name is Enclave Calling.
The obsession of republicans with other people’s penis is legendary at this point.
A job that seems perfect for weaponized incompetence. Wave in anybody that doesn’t have a ZZ Top beard and collect paycheck.
This escalated so fast I got whiplash 😭
It’s the logical conclusion of trying to prevent trans people into the rest rooms and changing areas that match their gender.
If I am ever forced to let someone inspect my genitals to use a bathroom, I will piss and shit while they do it.
It’s sort of a lose-lose game, though. Submit to humiliation and you implicitly endorse it. Retaliate in any way and they get to justify their escalation to violence.
The Genital Inspector is both the tip of the spear for these fascist sex pests and the cannon fodder for a front-line fight. Influencer culture rewards them for becoming a spectacle of martyrdom when outraged people push back. And the far-right legal branches sweep in behind them to crucify civilians who resist.
If you look at the Israel-Palestine conflict, it functions in much the same way. Settlers roll up to a Palestinian neighborhood to cause trouble. IDF soldiers stand behind them, filming the scene. The settlers pick fights, break into homes and shops, tear down olive groves, and otherwise act like rotten little shits to everyone in the area. Anyone who confronts them gets jumped by the IDF or shot. Then the B-roll airs under the caption “Insane Palestinian Terrorist Attacks Humble Jewish Vagrant” and Israelis rally behind the settlers while Palestinians have to explain the slanted coverage and doctored media to an incredulous audience.
I used to hate penis inspection day at school. Now we gotta do it everywhere?
wtf 😭
Yearly medical checkup in school could be a weird experience.
It’s just an old dark humor joke about the person saying it not realizing they were raped as a child.
Oh. In my part of the world, we go to church for that, not school.
here too! christian values or something
Wat??
Let me guess: USA?
so transfems are allowed post bottom surgery? is the men’s room also being inspected the same way, or is this also blatantly misogynistic?
Many anti-trans laws are also blatantly misogynist yeah. You’ll notice the “we can always tell” crowd almost exclusively applies this to transfems. They basically pretend transmascs don’t exist.
They also just don’t think about the fact that gay/lesbian people exist.
“whew, good thing we got all the MALES out of WOMEN’S restrooms! Good thing there’s NO FEMALE PEOPLE AT ALL that could also be attracted to other women and want to perv on them too!” /s
It’s never been about protecting women, it’s just an excuse to hate trans people because why not.
We exist the second someone can criminalize our existence. If you’re out and piss in the men’s room, jail. If you follow the law and go into the women’s room while looking like a man, also jail!
I don’t think any actual bathrooms have genital inspectors. its a cartoon making fun of the way some folks are about how to keep seperate bathrooms. my thing is we should just get rid of seperate bathrooms and have either individual ones or the floor to ceiling stall thing with a common sink area. Given they have the sinke over toilet thing that also reuse water I feel like that is the way to gowith micro bathrooms
Assert dominance: Piss on the guard.
The problem here is selection bias.
Do nothing? This guard.
People start peeing on them? Piss fetish guards.
Same gender inspections? Homosexual guards.
The only people who win are the actual perverts.
Unless getting your genitals inspected is your kink.
Unless you pepper spray them for the pervert they are
Assert dominance: throw bag full of shit at the guard.
Throw guard at guard?
En garde!
En guard*
… such a manuever may be frot with peril.
I had to look that up, and I’m so glad I didn’t use a private tab. That oughtta make my search results interesting for the next few days.
Such are the consequences of unsheathing one’s sword!
Now, have at ye!
Sir comic security man, I think YOU are the one who needs to be pepper sprayed.
…or given cold showers in their closets
Who does he think he is, a member of the fucking Pee-Cop Gender Hunters?
I’ll never understand how any women decide to willingly harass each other in the bathroom.
The image of the sort of women who would liberally j’accuse their peers of being witches during the Salem Witch Trials without ever considering the future consequences for themselves comes to mind.
How do I block PizzaCake comics from appearing in my feed? I don’t need any more basic USian political whining than I already get.
you could just block the !pizzacake@piefed.world community, if you haven’t already done so. Don’t think you can do much else on Lemmy. On PieFed, there are at least keyword blocks, but even then that isn’t a perfect solution.
Okay well this applies to the UK as well.
And you can’t; so get over it.
Probably not that easy unfortunately
The people whining about Pizza Cake in every Pizza Cake post are more annoying than Pizza Cake will ever be.
No one cares if you don’t like Pizza Cake.
For real, I don’t get why people feel the need to engage with things they don’t like.
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Could you elaborate?
