You’re allowed anything on the planet
No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate
1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.
Leftovers are to go to my family.
Like suodiu, but gold.
I had not heard of that, but yes.
Heck, I might swallow one or two. My family can deal with my body as they wish. (Not sure if cremation would melt it)
Jeff bezos roasted in a bronze bull with a pinch of lemon and some butter.
Ditch the lemon. Pork needs apple sauce.
A kilo of dried magic mushrooms and a fat bag of mdma. I’m going to be glowing with transcendental joy and tripping the light fantastic. Hopefully I’d get the chair, can you imagine how good electricity would feel in that state?
Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.
That’s why OP specified that it’s anything, instead of normal or reasonable rules: to get fun answers.
Paradox: Request to eat the brain stem of the person who will deliver the killing blow / throw the switch / administer the injection / etc.
If you are then killed by their replacement, then you weren’t given what you asked for, contradicting rule 1. If you succeed, rule 2 has been contradicted.
But seriously. It’s hard to choose. There was this one pub I visited (with parent) as a child that made the most delicious, dare I say, succulent, miniature pasties. I think I’d like to gorge on those.
The executioner plugs the electric chair into a timed wall outlet. In 30 minutes, you will die. You do get revenge on the executioner first though, so that’s cool
Maybe if they set the timer to go on and off at set intervals or made you eat the meal in the chair, which is unusual.
Otherwise you could take your sweet time eating that brain stem and they’d be unable to put you in a live chair without risking anyone else.
There’s also the problem of what to do if there’s a power outage.
Half an hour is plenty long enough to zom out on some brains, then get strapped into the chair. Even then, they can just set the timer for more time if they need it. If the power goes out, then good news! You get another serving of someone else’s brains tomorrow
it isnt a person, too bad (we implemented claude code onto our automatic execution system)
Someone has to tell the bot when. There’s always a human if you go deep enough.
Morrisons did these mini Cornish pasties, might still do, years ago. They were fantastic.
I would probably want to smoke crack. Not like I can get hooked and ruin my life if I’m on death row already.
Depending on how you are being executed it might make the lethal injection more prolonged and painful
Imagine smoking crack and getting a stay of execution after but being a crackhead.
Fair one, make sure to ask for enough that if you do get hooked, you’re covered until it’s your time to shine
I’d eat my prosecuting attorney, jokes on him.
32 ounces of medium rare ribeye steak, bowl of spaghetti with alfredo sauce, 30 chicken wings (10 buffalo, 10 BBQ and 10 garlic butter), 750 of eagle rare 17 year bourbon, pint of peanut butter ice cream and a 2 liter of Dr. pepper.
I’m curious about your preference for spaghetti with alfredo sauce. Why not fettuccine?
Same question. Less curious, more saddened.
If it wanted to be chosen, it would have been easier to spell. But really its just my preference.
Cheeky 30k bottle of booze in there, are you working on that through the meal or is that the grand finale?
I edited because I realized I had the 17 year before not the 30. Did a quick google of the oldest eagle rare because thats what I thought I had. Turns out it was a 17. So the low low price of like 2 grand instead 😉. It’ll be sipped throughout and then demolished when I’m ready.
tbh I think Id be in no mood to actually eat anything, and trying to decide on anything in that circumstance sounds like itd just compound the anxiety , so given that itd be kind of a waste of food and wouldnt be of much comfort, Id probably just turn it down.
Its more for the benefit of your executionists. A fig leaf for their shame.
Well, that’s your prerogative, of course
You’ve got a few hours so knock on the door if you change your mind
Anything on the planet? That’s great, let’s eradicate some diseases. Give me literally every single deadly virus that’s out there in the world right now. With a side of all of the leukemia present in the world to buy everyone some time. Give me my meal in an incinerator, lets go.
I’d also like a whopper or something.
Hemlock. BOOM! Cheated the hangman and had the last laugh! Edit: Oops. This was a clever way to escape my fate and is not part of the game. In that case, a Burger King Veal Parmigiana sandwich from the 1980’s.
You will definitely get food poisoning if you eat a 45 year old sandwich.
The living face of Steven Miller.
Panda tenderloin and a side of uranium. I’m curious of the flavor of both
Provided I have a little while to eat…
A slice of bacon and cheddar quiche with real pie crust.
Chorizo breakfast burrito.
Pork green chili over fresh made tortillas and crunchy hash browns.
Two slices of Oscar Meyer bologna on the cheapest white bread one can buy, with a small handful of plain lays potato chips.
Peanut butter and half a cosmic crisp apple.
A bag of ruffles potato chips with onion soup mix dip.
A new York strip with garlic mashed potatoes and onion strings.
A small sourdough bread bowl of western clam chowder.
A bowl of ramen with garlic tonkatsu broth and two soy eggs.
Carbonara with some garlic bread.
Cobb salad with blue cheese dressing, no olives.
Apple crumble with vanilla bean ice cream.
An ice cold Dr pepper, an ice cold barqs root beer, a large glass of milk, and a few liters of southern sweet tea.A microsd card with the plans for a fusion reactor, a step by step manual of how to achieve world peace and utopia, and enough shitcoins and dubious patent claims to overthrow the economy if needed. Plus all the Epstein files, the truth about JFK and all the dirty laundry of all world leaders. Throw in some nuclear access codes of various countries for good measure. Covered in Epoxy. Oh, and I want my whole body to be delivered to my family, stomach contents included.
