I hope the smart kids will pick out the passages that will contradict texas mores.
Surely not long now, until they add the Book of Trump to the Bible.
Passages, mind you, not the book itself.
If they read the whole thing kids might figure out that “Christian Nationalists” are everything Jesus was against.
Yeah, I really think promoting Christianity by leadership living Christian values by example would work. Unfortunately for them their conservative brainrot is really far from Christianity…
You could also just go with some of the teachings of Jesus. Like love thy neighbour, that was a pretty big one. Pretty sure he said not to be a judgemental belled too, probably paraphrasing a bit with that one.
Those aren’t the values conservatives are talking about
I live over in Arkansas where they’ve mandated 12 commandments (and I get to see them every day, working in a school) and let me tell you, they don’t have the intended effect, unless the intended effect is driving people further away from Christianity in droves by making a show of forcing it down everyone’s throat. So, sure, whatever Texas, breed us some angry atheists in a generation.
I read the bible a bit in my youth. Wasn’t Christian before, wasn’t Christian after. If anything it left me wonder about the sanity of the authors…
Wait, what are the two that they added?
Freedom is slavery.
War is peace.
Ignorance is strength.
Maybe the poophole loophole
God’s lost commandments
(go watch moral orel)
The Table of Commandments has expanded over the years, as new commandments have been found, and also made up.
I’m fuckin’ dyin’ here lol.
Religious people should be put in camps and be deprogrammed from their insane cult.
Secular rehabilitation camp (SRC for short)
not legal burn the bible
Reading about the USA really is incredibly depressing. I just look at news articles like this, and wonder how things ever got so bad.
Our democracy got hacked. You just can’t have billionaires and democracy long term
You wonder?
I suspect none of those will be Matthew 25:31-46
To be fair, that one COULD be interpreted as pretty bigoted towards goats… 😁
Come to think of it, though, that’s far from the only time. I guess the drunk and high monks who wrote the bible just really didn’t like goats 🤷🏻
Maybe it’s because the eyes aren’t “human”.
Could be…if not for the fact that sheep eyes are like that too.
And those weirdos loved sheep SO much 😄
