26cm
That’s quite big

That’s why it’s red.
Deep, or wide?
Too big for those purposes really
Is it truely art if you can’t put it in your ass?
Anything’s a dlido if you’re brave enough.

Bean
No it’s cloud gate
No it’s a friggin bean
If not bean then why bean shaped
So fun fact: the artist who made the bean and gets mad when you call it the bean, is also the guy who has exclusive rights to use vantablack for art. AND he stole the pink that was specifically and exclusively Not For Him.
The vantablack thing is a bit complicated because while it’s utterly ridiculous he’s the only artist allowed to use the substance (and is an utter prick about it, which is honestly the larger issue).
It has to be a somewhat controlled substance because it’s ridiculously carcinogenic, obviously that doesn’t mean you can’t sell it to other people it just has to be dolled out carefully and with instruction.
The pink is amazing though, I saw some in a museum once and it honestly looks like it’s lit up, cameras absolutely do not capture it. It just looks normal on cameras. It’s worth going and having a look if you ever have the opportunity.
Where museum with unphotographable pink color?
You can just buy the pink yourself from Stuart Semple for fifteen bucks.
Why are you telling me that? I already knew that.
Like the Golden Turd in Tokyo
It’s the defining line between art for the rich to laundry money and actual art
Dammit, now I will forever hear “artisanal” this way.
Probably not a bad thing considering how the word has been abused.
Art is anal.
Massage the rapist.
This is why I never leave home without my anal bum cover.
You’ll be fine if you pronounce it the way you spelled it.
Thank you for your comment, i couldn’t figure it out!
designer: “Ok, yeah now I see it.”
They knew from the beginning.
“Art Is Anal” should be a T-shirt.
And 10"! Happy happy joy joy.
How brave are you?
I’d prefer my anal art to be in red too… blue just seems wrong, necrophiliac like or something
Is it really…
Isn’t it? You put a bunch of time to get good at something to make a living from it and the it just get stolen so anybody can now make it and you can’t make money from it like before.
Sounds pretty anal to me.










