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When he goes we’ll still have the machine they slapped in place still there or at the very least the mess they left behind. If the next president goes into repair mode it’ll probably consume the entire term at the very least.
In the meantime I have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
Orchestras on every corner playing ‘ode to joy’.
I won’t be singing anything. I’ll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won’t be over. There’s a lot to dismantle, and we’ll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump’s death will be a beginning, not an end.
I generally do not celebrate people’s deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don’t want him to die a martyr.
I hate to see living things die but I can accept removing tumors.
“I do not wish a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great joy.”
I still maintain that the people most likely to want Trump dead are the elite not the general populace. Sure he has terrible approval ratings but most people don’t know how to hire an assassin. Corporations do.
Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from Trump are those in scaffolding supplies who keep having to put up scaffolding all over Washington as he keeps slapping his name on everything
The absolute banger “YOU ARE DEAD” from Total Distortion
Well that sure takes me back.
Many many songs it will be the biggest global celebration in history
Green Day’s “Ha ha you’re dead.”
Ha ha you’re dead. The joke is over You were an asshole… And now you’re gone.
No One Mourns The Wicked
Ohh, I like this suggestion.
“Celebrate good times, c’mon”
oompa loompa song would be fun
It will still be “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” except someone will use AI to flip that W to an M.
M for Monald Mump?
haha my bad. I had Mitch on the mind.
We all did. And then the bastard had to go and not die on us
Hey! Mr. Mump is a philanthropist and a humanitarian!
He had me over for dinner last night and helped me do my taxes!
Lily Allen’s Fuck You always comes to mind when I think of Trump. Perhaps it could be his funeral march. Doesn’t perfectly fit the death theme, but does fit the dude otherwise quite well.
So Long from Sound of Music.
Another one bites the dust by Queen.
But I don’t know, all joking aside, perhaps I’ll just quietly be happy. This was supposed to be finally over already 6 years ago.
Another One bites the dust is perfection.
Well it’s not surprising it fits. It was was written about GW Bush.
Lindsey Graham is dead, what are we singing for him?
Oh my god its actually true!!!
Also, Its Raining Men seems like the best choice or Trapped in the Closet
I heard the news from you, thanks
Doing my duty 🫡
Did he fall out a window?
“Heart attack” straight after coming up with a bunch of sanctions against Russia.
Never thought Putin and I would agree on something but here we are
You agree with the invasion of Ukraine?
Nope, you?
