Heh. I asked my friend this question once and his simple reply was, “Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch”

My wife’s a meal planner, I’m more of a ‘whatever’s in the house’ type of cook. Just throw random shit together if it even sounds close to good. So I’d probably just do lots of stir-fries of all the random ingredients for planned meals that didn’t happen but still live in our freezer.

She’d return to what appears to be freezer that I cleaned out, and I will have put next to no thought into cooking.

I would do absolutely nothing differently, except I would have trouble falling asleep.

I’m an introvert, and I chose my husband specifically because being alone with him feels just as good as being alone.

…Well, most of the time. (He does get on my nerves occasionally.)

Good time for disruptive projects like electrical work and power tools inside

Time to get some lube, plugs, and dildos and get into anal

While I’m sure I’d have ambitious ideas, mostly no

• no shoes
• no thinking, planning or scheduling
• no bed time
• no pants

But a few more

• more garlic
• more spice
• more meals she would never eat.
• and a key lime pie, dammit

Completely reorganize the kitchen, including cutlery drawers, appliances, and so on. Clean out the fridge and freezer, wiping down the walls and shelves. Organize and rotate all jars, cans, and boxes of food forward, like you’d see in a grocery store. Do this to the pantry as well. Top to bottom kitchen cleaning: sweep, mop, wipe down all surfaces.

Then, as a reward, I’ll slap my dragon dildo on the kitchen island and have my way with it while watching yuri on my Samsung fridge, covering myself in whipped cream and fruit syrups, losing myself multiple times right before I finally serve myself dessert. Yum.

Catch up on video games, reading, and maybe some shows they don’t care for.

Lots of garlic in the food

Shit with the door open

Nothing else changes

Lots of porn I assume

Corncakes whenever I remember that I have a stomach!

Play video games, watch movies they don’t like and invite friends over for game night or cocktails mixing and hookah!

Find out how many times I can hammer one off before it starts to hurt.

Based on experience: play video games for too long instead of eating, watch movies they don’t normally enjoy, and forget to go to sleep at a reasonable time.