Sticking my finger in the barrel of a cops gun so it blows up in their face.
Then a large boxing glove pops out of the flower on my chest, and knocks the fucker to the next county.
Letting her know I like her by launching my eyeballs out of their sockets and dropping my tongue completely to the floor.
edit: Forgot the old-timey car horn sound.
arOOOOgah!
Don’t forget Turing your face into a wolf and howling about it.
The prompt was about things we don’t already do in this reality though?
Gonna see if i can cross over to the apartment opposite me by not looking down. This could be a miracle for transportation!
If that doesn’t work let’s try next floating while following the smell of a pie.
The possibilities for actuality are enormous here!
I thought about it, but I think that’s powered by not knowing you’re in the air. The fall is triggered by the realization that you aren’t on the ground, not the action of l looking down. I’m just a layman though. A comic physicist can correct me if they want.
A comic physician could draw a bridge under ya
To me this is an open question, gonna try tomorrow and report back.
Pulling a giant hammer out of my pocket
Hire a bird to paint a realistic-looking tunnel with my workplace behind it on my garage door, and drastically reduce commute times.
Damn! You beat me to it!
I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.
Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.
Which, in this economy, seems less like an injury and more a reward.
I’m going to blow into my thumb and make my dick huge.
In a similar thought, I was thinking of asking people for help making my thumb huge…
Amazed nobody has said float through the air on the waft of a delicious pie yet
And have it drift where hurricanes hit hardest.
Alternatively, with some help:
So it can float away from Canada and Mexico.
Carry around a ACME black hole, just in case.
Having a little hat with a propeller that allows me to fly
Imma buy a LOT of anvils
Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.
Honestly I think having someone pull a giant mallet out and squish me like a pancake would fix me.
Phone call someone and during the split screen physically jump into their side of the call.
