Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
A friend of mine is working on an internal AI chatbot at their company, so that the Least-Productive Team will have something to answer the same 5 questions that they keep asking to Friendās (extremely productive) team, instead of wasting Friend et alās time.
So I guess thatās the one use case of AI bots: to dangle keys in front of MBAs who are too stupid to do their own jobs. Which explains everything, really.
Yeah, almost the entirety of use cases for genai chatbots is contempt for oneās customers.
Hey, itās not just that, thatās unfair to the chatbots. Theyāre also used out of contempt for oneās employees
Iād do the usual āin celebration of Soraās death post your favourite AI slop videoā but thereās no need since we know the absolute best one so thread over
spare a thought and a prayer for all these careers of ambitious propagandists and engagement farmers, dislocated without warning
Really hope this is going to be the wave breaking, as it is getting so stupid. (Some dutch library had all its new books be ai slop (some even quite racist it seems), and this isnt a single incident).
Carl Bergstrom notes a publicity stunt by Anthropic:
āThe AI Grad Studentā: A Harvard professor describes working with Claude.
Early on, he describes misconduct that would cause any student to be terminated: āIt faked results, hoping I wouldnāt notice.ā
But he ends the essay with āNow Iām doing 100% of my research with LLMsā.
Am I losing my mind?
Hang around for the ātrust me bro, I saw it on YouTubeā guy in the comments.
when Bergstrom came to campus last year, he mentioned that he wargamed a pandemic response with vaccinations for the Bush administration, and they were worried enough about people raiding vaccine trucks, mad max style, that they planned for all these armed escorts.
ā¦ instead we get to live in eddington.
Iāve been rewatching ReGenesis and you can sorta see a similar background to it (it being of the same vintage): bio attacks are the Big Bad, thereās actual mobilisation against viral spread, etc
kinda whiplash just how fucking rapidly the antivaxxer movement (and general anti-science) managed to spread and become popular in the years hence (and specifically circa the ~2016 mark)
As a counterpoint, thereās a local outbreak of meningitis in Kent (UK) and panicked kids are lining up for vaccinations there.
COVID mostly hit the invisible elderly. Itās hard to imagine what would have happened if kids 0-6 were the most vulnerable.
oh sure, I didnāt mean to imply that good isnāt happening, more observing on how far and popular the whackjobs have managed to come
requiescat in picem, sora
āAI is here to stayā the AI:
reportedly they dropped the whole video thing, including from chatgpt.
their deal with Disney is also over, so hooray!
more like requie-SCAT, am i right
Requiescat en urina, more like. Does that make the first of this generation of slopmakers to actually get shut down?
I built an open-source connector between MyChart and Claude : /r/healthIT (edit: Archive copy)
my jaw is on the fucking floor
You know, when I think about securely holding onto things and protecting them without damaging or dropping them, I think of a fucking OPEN CLAW said nobody ever.
The Tumblr thread about covers it, but I had a quick look through the code and this caught my attention in the get2fa.ts file. Itās used in Authorisation headers for
https://api.resend.com/emailsrequests. Iāve never used an aws secretsmanager but Iām pretty sure this is a no.const RESEND_API_KEY_SECRET_ARN = 'arn:aws:secretsmanager:us-east-2:<REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING>:secret:RESEND_API_KEY-<REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING>';const result = execSync( 'aws secretsmanager get-secret-value --secret-id "${RESEND_API_KEY_SECRET_ARN}" --region us-east-2 --profile <REDACTED_HARDCODED_STRING> --query SecretString --output text', { encoding: 'utf-8' } ).trim();šµāš«
Oh jolly canāt wait for this to go viral enough that my boss schedules time to ask me about it.
The tumblr thread is a must read if youāve ever been near HIPAA regulated infrastructure.
fresh hellish nonsense brought to you by ai-gen podcasts enabled by techbros interpretation of consent and privacy:
https://www.404media.co/this-company-is-secretly-turning-your-zoom-calls-into-ai-podcasts/
WebinarTV, a company that bills itself as āa search engine for the best webinars,ā is secretly scanning the internet for Zoom meeting links, recording the calls, and turning them into AI-generated podcasts for profit. In some cases, people only found out that their Zoom calls were recorded once WebinarTV reached out to them directly to say their call was turned into a podcast in an attempt to promote WebinarTVās services.
āWebinarTV is believed to leverage a range of browser extensions that provide functionalities such as AI powered transcription and note-taking tools, or tools to automate the joining of online meetings. The platform mostly relies on the widespread use of these tools by end users, rather than operating them directly. However, at least one of the known extensions is listed on the Chrome Web Store as developed by WebinarTV.ā
Sounds like someone in a jurisdiction which requires all-party consent to record a conversation could sue them
I saw this headline:
Engineer Says Itās Time to Rebuild the Twin Towers With Giant Data Centers, Huge Tech Labs, and Anti-Aircraft Lasers on the Roof
And thought nothing in the body of the article could possibly top the headline. I was wrong:
Now, a long-shot effort seeks to rebuild them in an unlikely locale: Chicago
heās even gone so far as to get a tribute to the original World Trade Center tattooed on his arm.
fireproof steel I-beams
a dedicated fire department
Journalists know that they donāt have to cover every random crank on the internet right? I suppose itās my own fault for clicking on it.
do they know that doing this wonāt solve their NYSE link latency problem?
Iā¦ āFireproof steel I-beamsā has to be taking the piss, right? Right???
Chicago always wanted a 9/11 of its own.
Usenet used to be there for guys like this
Misaligned incentives. You read the news to be informed. Journalists write "news* to generate clicks and ātry to go viralā
I agree though, It would be great if they didnāt provide oxygen to these flaming idiots
I donāt know, I think thereās real value in allowing the public to keep an eye on aspiring supervillains.
Depriving the steel beams of oxygen would help tooā¦
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ARM doesnāt want to be left out and pushes hype to 11, announces āAGI CPUā, for the āagentic AI cloud eraā.
Is it going to be a bunch of ArmV8 cores shoved into the same package? Probably going to be a bunch of ArmV8 cores shoved into the same package. You know, for AI.
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The title is Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says āI think weāve achieved AGIā. He then seemed to slightly walk back the claim, but it might be slightly more accurate to say that:
āHuang said weāve achieved AGI. Because he thinks everyone except him is a replaceable idiotā
Is it āWe achieved AGI, the Machine is now Consciousā Day again already? It comes around so fast
Apropos of nothing, archive.is ddos-d a website and altered page snapshots as part of some sort of inscrutable net drama causing Wikipedia to stop using it.
So if anyone cares about such things hereās a wayback machine link instead
That said: lmao. Where are all these billion dollar LLM-run Tamogotchi feeding startups hiding? Still in the strawberry counting phase of starting a business?
āCongratulations guys, we did it. Job well done. Youāre all fired.ā
i see elsewhere that wikipedia after all restricted a bit more use of chatbots, and iām very interested how much kicking and screaming did it involve
44 comments in support, 2 in opposition, discussion closed early under the āthereās a snowballās chance in Hell of the situation changing from hereā clause:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Writing_articles_with_large_language_models/RfC
Oh sure, but when I send a cover letter where claude code told me about serious security issues and I used that knowledge to replace their internal app portal with my face Iāve āviolated the computer fraud and abuse lawsā or whatever.
This account is just that sort of shit 24/7, just constant linkedin lunacy that everyone should treat as rage bait and move on.
I know, but thereās just so much to sneer at (especially lately).
I find it very unsatisfactory to sneer at skeets from the above author. Itās just junkfood at this point and not like good junkfood, just like stale off-brand popcorn in a bag that has a picture of a sad clown on it. Why is the clown sad? Because the clown has to constantly look at different variations on the same theme written by people whose brains are melted by LinkedIn.
Every week I learn Iām a n00b when it comes to leveling up with Al.
Iām hiring for facilities maintenance, and specifically seeking a high-agency self-starter who can help us optimize bathroom breaks. An internal candidate sent over multiple Claude Code generated iterations of the š©emoji. One of them had blonde hair and Madonnaās famous cone bra.
I was speechless.
