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Rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago

But Ma Couch!

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But Ma Couch!

Rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 hours ago
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    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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      Entry to US denied

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      JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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      “Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”

      “What was his problem?”

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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    There’s something not quite right about this place…

    This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit!

    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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      Have fun in your death trap fellas.

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    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      At lesbian board game night, whenever we’re playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

    • Laser@feddit.org
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      Probably any furniture store

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    So many roommates!

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    Aww they’re all such good friends <3

  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When you realize only ‘leather world’ might have the sofa you wanted

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    Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

    El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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    If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

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    don’t give up

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    What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

    Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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    why are they all out of shape

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      There not tho

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      Must be the U.S.

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        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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          Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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            Idk that’d I call any of them out of shape though

            Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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              The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

              But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                this person does not work out

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                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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