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the key is to wash each other, not just take turns showering yourselves….
although shower sex is a lot trickier and not worth it….The risk of falling and causing a serious head injury is the sexiest part though.
how do you do anything in life if you’re always afraid of such risks?
That’s what makes it so much fun!
I mean, skydiving, base jumping, rock climbing skiing, etc, etc.
I love base jumping sex! Gotta finish quick before we’re too low to deploy parachutes!
Get the squirrel suit!
They call that the “squirrel nut”
And the access is through the squirrel nut zipper.
I watched some base jumpers. I gotta say, I know some folks can finish quick, but they’re even beating bull riding times…
One of those is not like the others :P
And I mean skydiving. Risks are so much lower. The other three, everyone seems to have a story about an injury. In skydiving, everyone seems to know one dude at the drop zone that has a story of an injury.
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Thanks. Now i have that fear too.
Wet sex is dry sex
All I’ll say is; silicone based lubricant.
It’s pretty fun until you water board yourself
Don’t kink shame.
It’s worth it if you have silicone lube… sometimes…
For when you want to come out of the shower water repellent, also if that gets on the shower floor it’s game over, someone’s gonna break a spine
Lol, I’ve sometimes wondered if my lube or my hair conditioner is more slippery. They both have caused some close calls in the shower.
well, i think being around the same height would help a lot….
You’re right about the first part, the trick for the second part is just to shift shower time to be foreplay
Whenever I’m in there showering with my wife, it’s never fun, but it is important. Getting clean while discussing the impact of student loans on our budgets, worrying about politics, searching for hope, and drying off.
We come out better for it, but it’s nothing like what the movies suggest.
Was gonna say, my hubby and I shower together intending to get freaky but we end up talking about deep shit and bonding without a single sexual thing happening.
Do ya’ll not touch your partner? Wash they hair or sumthn. Jesus.
a lot of people don’t.
i’ve dated women who didn’t want me to touch/kiss them ever outside of sex. it was weird. i can imagine that some people tolerate that behaviour and just have a partner who never touches them. i will say they all had massive control/anxiety issues in other areas of their life as well. I’ve also had partners who hated certain sex acts that seemed perfectly fun/normal to me.
a lot of people have very strict beliefs about the context in which touch should occur even with romantic partners. or consider touch to be ‘dirty’
That’s valid but also kind of sad. I’ve dated ace before so I get that some people just aren’t wired for certain things. I but feel a little bad for people who can’t even have nonsexual contact free of shame, but maybe there’s a perspective I’m lacking. Just feels like shame should have no place in a relationship even if physical touch isn’t present either.
Some people just don’t like being touched. Sometimes it’s trauma, sometimes simple preference. It’s not always about shame
Sometimes it’s autism. Touch is a lot of sensory.
I like being touched and touching, it’s just horrible to try, or imagine trying, and then being rejected. What if I’m coming on too strong? What if they don’t want to touch right now? What if they don’t want to touch right now, or I’m actually smelly from a mild amount of sweat and they have to endure that because they don’t want to tell me off but I haven’t realized it, and now I’m subjecting them to unpleasantness that they feel obligated to endure?
Not all of that, but a whole lot of it is from being raised in… the American version of a Christian household.
These are the kind of parents who will spy on their kids, catch them masturbating, and then punish them harshly, tie it directly into their moral/spiritual validity as a person.
Puritanism is very much still alive and well.
It produces uptight, broken, neurotic people with those control and anxiety issues you mentioned.
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Okay but how do you deal with your water pressure getting cut in half? Install a water heater pump?
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Reason why I asked is because I’ve tried a dual showerhead before and it sucked ass. It was completely useless unless one of the nozzles was off.
I’m just curious if you know the answer: does the regulator attenuate the pressure downwards even if the overall pressure is below the target? Say the pressure at the spigot is 100 psi, but legally must be at 40psi, so the regulator attenuates it down to 40. If you divide it into the two shower heads, will the regulators simply attenuate it down to 40 psi, or cut it down to something like 20 psi?
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The regulator and water pressure both impact flow rate. Though as they said, remove the regulator and it’s unlikely to be an issue.
My parents actually have this, or something like it! In the master bathroom shower, there were 2 shower heads with one on a hose!
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How does this help you have sex?
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- Intimacy. Showering together and even washing your partners back or legs is super sweet and satisfying, at least to me
I’ve wanted to do this for years, and could never find the right parts to name it work feasibley.
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Mmmm yeah. Baby it’s like rubbing two wet balloons together.
The other comments have stupid suggestions, the trick is that the one in the water pees on the other, that way no one stays cold.
Please look away for a moment while I wash my groin.
My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.
How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?
A bidet
I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.
Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.
A good wash cloth works wonders.
I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy
Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.
I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.
Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.
Yeah, can anyone honestly claim they’ve never had lint from underwear in the crack? And I know after some heavy workouts I’ve needed to clean out sweaty flaked skin that’s now become a gross film, just like you would on your neck or, as you said, the armpit.
Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.
Words to live by
Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower
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Not in my ass around my ass bud.
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I learned a new word today.
In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains […] of feces.
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A bidet with good water pressure
Pre-wash my ass before the shower?
Yes
That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.
Erm. You’re in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn’t be larger “bits” there if you wiped properly… Eww
Is the cloth’s purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?
After washing yes.
It’s not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it’s one of the general service cloths.
I see…
This feels like a poop knife type situation.
If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing
With her face.
I guessed your user name before I saw it.
No, 🧐
No, don’t. In fact, wash it for me!
*butthole
My husband and I designed and (literally) built our own shower. It was a removed, but worth it because it made us think about things like this. It’s a nicely sized space split with a bath tub and shower. We’ve got a big waterfall shower head fixed at the center of the ceiling in the shower area, then a separate hosed shower head where one would normally place one. Then the other far end of the shower is slightly dryer with no direct water.
Kicks ass for having shower sex. Also great for just shower and/or bath time together to vent/chat in the middle of our work day.
Nice work. I’d definitely have sex in your shower.
That’s super cool. Love the tile work.
It’s the emotional intimacy, and sharing in something mundane together.
Not “sexy,” but can be comforting and special anyway.
Wet skin fart noises galore
Y’all need a shower head with a detachable wand in the middle. Revolutionized showering together. We both get to shower at the same time
well someone is going to get pee’d on.
so you got that going for you…
Yeah, but that can happen anywhere at any time.
can happen anywhere at any time.
Alright babe, let me just finish this glass of water.
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My first time trying this it resulted in me holding her entire bodyweight up, spreadeagle in a corner of the glass shower frame while hammering away. We were both a tad concerned for the shower glass but continued anyway, and it was thankfully ok. 10/10 recommend.
Edit: lol the downvotes. Sorry, not everyone has such sad experiences in the shower with their partners.
If you get the chance go for the second shower head with a larger shower. We love ours even if it’s just one of us using it.
