I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say “Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!! This is all wrong! Copper pipes aren’t meant to be an asthetic! Why are there so many stupidly designed pipes??? And what the hell are you doing to that wrench??? Nooooo, none of this adds up! This isn’t real! This has to be a simulation! I’m living in a simulation! A poorly made simulation!”
Then he takes out a gun to kill himself, but it morphs into several tangled copper pipes vaguely resembling a gun and shoots out water.
“THATS NOT HOW PIPES WORK!!! IT’S NOT EVEN CONNECTED TO ANYTHING!!! WHERE’S THE WATER SOURCE???”
love the pipe connecting the two corners of the sink, that’s very useful
Them is load-bearing pipes!!
Better than lead-bearing pipes.
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The van which is missing its front right wheel…
They’re mechanics as well!
The best mechanics… I’ve heard.
I’m 90% sure I’ve actually seen something like this in real life as a towel hanger
Once you embrace the idea that copper pipes are meant to be an aesthetic, the possibilities are endless!
love the pipe
love pipe, baby love pipe
Real plumber:
“This needs more copper pipes, I charge by the hour and for materials and oh boy are both of those expensive.”
“This needs more copper pipes, I charge by the hour and for materials and oh boy are both of those expensive.”
Please don’t give them any ideas
I feel like a real plumber would look at this, and just say “Now what the hell have you got going on HERE??? NO NO NO NO NO!!! This is all wrong!
To be fair, a real plumber says that every time they enter a bathroom to start a job.
To be fair…
Electricians are worse. They will loudly complain that whoever the prior work did a terrible job, and it doesn’t pass code. Even if they were the elec-chicken that did it. I swear it’s a legal requirement.
Was going to mention how my company did a stupid powerpoint slide and filled it with computer generated graphics, and it struck me that the only thing I remember from this presentation is how dumb the graphics were.
You had these melty corporate “people” working on laptops with screens on the wrong side, and that’s all I remember; how fucking ugly and shitty it all looked, and how annoyed I was at the waste of time. I don’t recall the subject matter at all.
It felt like, if they can’t be bothered to put together a proper presentation, and instead just fill it with ugly computer generated bullshit, then why should I put effort into taking that in? My take-away from the entire thing is that I miss clip art. Which is funny because clip art makes everything shit.
Resistance is futile. You will become pipes. Join us.
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At least the comments are calling them out, wasn’t expecting that on fb
Does anyone have the phone number for this company? I was hoping to find someone to install a sink in my driveway.
Sorry, best they can do is drive their van into your bathroom.
A sink that draws water from your pocket?
Sign me up!
If we ever get sanity back in this country, can we ban the government from making faux-Soviet propaganda posters with AI?
Very well they will just use real Nazi propaganda.
At least that was made by humans.
What the fuck did they do to that sink?
Applied a fuck-ton of torque to them puny sink fasteners!
What they can’t even use the good image generators? They gotta use this GPT3 bullshit with the pipes all nonsensical?
The biggest time saver of AI is its implicit permission to not care about the result.
They are actually stealing all the copper to pay for meth
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INSUFFICIENT PATRIOTISM DETECTED. GENERATE ADDITIONAL AMERICAN FLAGS.
guess being an artist or photographer isn’t a skill that pays off
Not until you’re rich enough to launder your wealth with it
So they have to use an AI to get a picture of a damn sink???
Yeah, they could’ve just used this one
No, they had to use AI because they would absolutely rather not be seen in the same room as a working person.
If you just pull a sink from a photo or stock photo, you have to Photoshop it. That takes skill.
Also, putting slip on social media will always get you attention.
Can’t even get the flag right.
when the flag patch is worn on the right sleeve, it appears reversed so that the blue union (the stars) faces forward.
What the fuck kinda tool is she supposedly using?
A pipe wrench, natch!
She’s got a half-crescent wrench in her swanky tool belt too!A pipe wrench, made of pipe! But of course.
I think it’s a MIG wrench.
It’s a cutting torch wrench, for skillz.
“You see the problem here is that there’s just far too many pipes. You brought your good tools, right?”
“Conventional methods won’t be enough here. Time to unveil the new experimental tool”
“This job is going to earn us enough to pay for corrective surgery for…whatever is going on with my hands.”
Its wornchin time!
Pretty sure a pipe wrench isn’t supposed to be a wrench made of pipes.
Betty, I got no idea how you F up a pipe wrench that bad, but go throw that thing away, and stand in the corner while I rip out these expensive pipes you’ve installed everywhere pipes don’t go.
Is this what they mean by a pipe dream? 🤔
- plumbing is not on the front of a sink (obviously)
- why the fuck would he need a pipe wrench that big when all of the pipes in the view appear to be soldered copper?
- what tool is she actually using?
- what purpose would the wrench on her right hip serve in a closed loop system like this?
Why is the sink outside?
Why is there a big truck in the background?
Why are there so many pipes?
The tool she’s using is Wireless Acetylene™️
This was my exact thought as well, got the monkey wrench handle with a torch head. The future is here.
0/10 on safety, rolled up sleeves with no gloves and no shade 5 glasses, no respirators in sight.
