Beer
Beer. I hate beer.
Oh, I like other alcohols. A nice cider. Some wine. A cocktail. But not beer.
And people have tried making me drink so many kinds of beer, from cheap store brands to “No, this isn’t like other beer. It’s expensive artisinal beer made in the local region that tastes like a whole fruit basket!”. No, it still tastes like beer.
Wine. No, you’re drinking grapes that are past their expiration and smell awful. I’m not crazy!
I am going to likely get downvoted to hell for this but Dr Pepper. It tastes like Raid (the bug killer spray, the way it smells is how DP tastes).
Cola’s
Big ol glass of brown, nasty liquid.
How dare you?
HOW DARE ANY OF YOU!??
Beer.
Sincerely, a German.
Tequila. It tastes like doing a vodka body shot off a sweaty unwashed taint. No idea how people enjoy it.
Aren’t bad tasting drinks fun though? Like it’s a sensory experience
Alcohol. I cannot abide the taste (or aftereffects) of alcoholic drinks, that shit ruins everything
Kool-aid. Ideological Burst.
I see like 50 mentions and alcohol and energy drinks. I got something different.
Kombucha.
Holy shit, it’s like a soda that went off, and I don’t even like soda. It is pungent and awful and I hate that it’s marketed so well. Any time I see it on a shelf I’m like “Ooh, what’s this fancy looking juice? That’s a nice looking bottle. Oh, it’s Kombucha, I would rather drink a cup of foamy dog vomit”
Vodka. It tastes like paint thinner. People say they like it and it must be popular because it sells frequently. But then why do people wince after drinking it?!
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Moxie. It’s like all the worst flavors of birch beer and root beer combined.
