Some clouds are worth yelling at

Damn, our customers don’t use copilot, but we promised to reach 50% usage in 2026…

That’s it… Rename the whole thing to copilot and we achieve our goal!

My LibreOffice is still called LibreOffice.

Why couldn’t they just stick with Office… It’s 100% explanatory, short, and to the point.

365 never made sense to me. Is it supposed to represent the year? Like available 24/7 but instead it’s there for you 365 days of the year? And if that’s the case why the fuck would I care? It’s software, of course it’s available to me whenever I want. It’s not a 7/11 hotdog rotisserie.

Copile of shit

Hey there, laptop, looks like you’re going to be a linux machine now.

Microslop

-sigh- time to start getting accustomed to libre office.

They are trying so fucking hard, it’s so sad. Especially when everyone saw that report of them slashing AI related metrics because nobody is fucking using it.

I can’t wait to build my new PC and install Linux. Cannot wait.

You cannot make this shit up.

Don’t really care what they call it, I’m not paying a subscription for software or running anything in the cloud that could just as well run locally. The fact that there are decent open source alternatives means they can do all the dumb shit they want and we don’t have to care.

Excel --> Copilot Calculate (356) App

Word --> Copilot 365 Live Notepad

Outlook --> Team 365 Share Copilot App

PowerPoint --> Visual Copilot App Live

Visio --> untouched

So all of the Microsoft 365 users become instantly AI users? Microsoft gonna report after months that AI users surged the first months of 2026, stocks gonna go up, shareholders happy.

Cope alot.